Dirty Pasta

You Poo in a pot of boiling water and wait 5-8 minutes and serve with a bollock-naise sauce

A- Im hungry and horny ;)
B-Do you want some dirty pasta?
A-Yes, Only with bollock-naise sauce though

by PooPooSauceMan July 18, 2019

Moist Pasta

Moist pasta or mp for short is when a man wraps pasta around his penis and then has sex and afterwords makes the female eat the pasta he wrapped around his penis. This does work for lesbians but not for men.

P1: Hey do you want to try moist pasta tonight.
P2:Oh yes I would love to

by Moist Pasta August 17, 2019

Rainbow Pasta Salad

When a person dresses up like a unicorn (or finds a real unicorn) and another eats their fart box...to find that the unicorn has worms.

Matt was eager to find out if unicorns really farted rainbows, but unfortunately found a tapeworm at the end of the rainbow...but still he happy enjoyed his rainbow pasta salad.

by Scottjk7890 March 11, 2020

Coo-Pasta

Cookie And Pasta Mixed Together.

Are You Eating Coo-Pasta? Or Wanna Eat Coo-Pasta

by The Meaning Of Everything August 31, 2020

sampling pasta

Sucking on a micro penus until completion occurs and swallowing the cum.

Dude! I totally saw Stephanie sampling pasta!

by Ittlewinks November 6, 2020

femur pasta

1. Pasta made of pure human femurs, an Italian delicacy
2. A member of the 18+ Discord server, "Another Fucking Server".

1. They're serving femur pasta at the family reunion!
2. femur pasta is in gen chat.

by oh- September 30, 2020

Cold Pasta

When Sexy Time Is Canceled, And Your Penis Has No Choice But To Be Flacid & Lifeless

"I Gave My Girlfriend A Yeast Infection Cause I Ate Her Out After Mouthwashing, Now I Have Cold Pasta"

by SupermanNextDoor May 12, 2021