Parking Lot

Parking Lot refers to the meeting of two people at a deserted parking lot, usually a deserted one when everything is closed. Fast food is apart of this ritual such as A&W root beer because of Lou or McDonalds. Parking Lot is always the best and worst of times because these two people usually have a major crisis on their hands that is in desperate need of consulting. No other people are aloud to join parking lot. To invite another person to parking lot defeats the purpose of parking lot. Also doing parking lot with another person is forbidden in the laws of parking lot because it is just weird.

after Shelby lost her key chain her boyfriend made her watch epic meal time so Shelby called Marisa crying in desperate need of parking lot. Shelby picked up Marisa after leaving her boyfriends house. The two went to the deserted no frills parking lot and shared an oreo blizzard from McDonalds.
At the end of parking lot Shelby felt better about everything because Marisa was there to comfort her.

by night_hawk_couple_hater December 12, 2011

parking slot

A young woman with no boyfriend or man.

I bet she has a nice parking slot.

by Mr. Funnyman November 18, 2015

parking lot pimpin

1.Fucking in a parking lot.

2. Fucking in a public place, at night or during the day.

We don't need no hotel, we parking lot pimpin

by rtof January 19, 2008

parking pig

Someone who cuts you off from a parking spot you are waiting for, usually from the opposite direction

Did you see that parking pig just steal the parking spot I was waiting for?

by jonesbabe February 10, 2008

Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot

Derived from the Easy-E song 8 Ball, used to describe the ever so fascinating, yet peculiar Earl. Known to frequent some of the darkest dwellings known to man, not even the most valiant knobble savage would dare to perceive.

"Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot?"
"Yeah man, He was one a million"
"That kid is crazy"

by Steve-i Rastafari March 14, 2005

Parking Lot Pickle

An event in which friends gather in a parking lot to watch Rick & Morty on a little battery-powered TV. Similar to a pre-game tailgate in that it often features lawn chairs, cocktail weenies, chips n' dip, and beer.

'Hey man, are you RSVP'ing to the Parking Lot Pickle tonight??'
'YOU BET! PICKLE RIIIIIIIICK!'

by Rotetraum February 24, 2023

Ball Parkin'

To titty fuck a woman. Think of the breasts as the bun and the penis as the weiner! Also used to describe when a man rubs his penis between the woman's butt cheeks.

"Wanna go ball parkin'?"

by Rubic Conway October 11, 2008