Packing Serious Onions

An amazing large female booty that can make a grown man cry.

Man Melisa is packing some serious onions in those jeans.

I cried tears of joy all of last night...
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havent you seen? my girl's packing serious onions.

by ChiBoi27 May 10, 2011

packing lunch

A synonym for pwn or beast, referring to video games. To kick someone's ass while playing a video game, usually fighting games (Ex: COD)

"COD? I'm always packing lunch on that game"

by SakuStar July 27, 2011

Parking Tango

As you and another car drive up and down the lanes until a car backs out of a parking spot. Suddenly while you're at the opposite ends of the parking lot you lock eyes and begin the dance to see who gets to the spot 1st

I was late for work when someone backed out of a parking spot. Just then my eyes locked with someone else who saw the spot. Thus began the parking Tango

by ewanders1 September 1, 2011

packing the missile

The act of thrusting a dildo or buttplug in and out of one's anal cavity for sexual gratification; masturbating anally

Even though Jerrod is a str8 guy, that don't stop him from packing the missile from time to time, whatever floats his boat or plugs his hole.

I had no idea Lola was a poo pipe princess until I walked in on her packing the missile, what a kinky, yet lovely sight.

by pandono September 12, 2011

parking pirate

Someone who refuses to pay for parking in a primarily pay parking environment, e.g. downtown in urban center, university, resident permit neighborhood. This person will circle until they locate an adjacent area with a few free parking spaces, and wait or circle the block until someone eventually leaves one of those few spaces.

I can never get a parking spot in front of my building because it's the one area downtown with free spaces, and there are always parking pirates circling the block--any open spaces are gone within a minute.

by JenDizzle March 6, 2012

packing the pud

Masturbating, jacking off, touching ones self with ones self
Verb;

I was laying here packing the pud, when my mother walked in.

by CtC May 30, 2014

packing your box

A synonym for vigorous, vaginal sexual intercourse, between a man and a woman. Usually pertaining to the frantic pounding or thrusting of the male pelvis against the female pelvis or buttocks (depending on sexual position).

" I really enjoyed packing your box last night."

by TylerDurden May 13, 2016