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titty panties

she put her titty panties over her boobs and then her shirt.
by ricjames07 June 7, 2016
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panty whipped

The way he does what she says shows he is panty whipped.
by Barbie Cakes March 18, 2017
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Chipotle Panties

After you shit out your chipotle, instead of wiping grab some panties and wear them. Once your chipotle shit is on the panties, go out into public and ask someone if they want to wear your wife/love's panties on their face. Once they have it on you say "Oh shit that's the wrong panties." "I wore those panties before I wiped the Chipotle off of my ass."
I gave my friend Chipotle Panties the other night when he was drunk.
by Wolfman167 December 28, 2020
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Panty-Vacuumer

Any man who is able to attain ass without even trying almost seemily by just walking into a room.
That man is so fine! When he walks in this bar it is like the panties fly right off the women. Almost like he vacuums them up. He is a panty-vacuumer!
by CIRCE0801 May 18, 2010
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panty phantom

When you wonder where your dirty panties have gotten to because they aren't in the hamper anymore. You consider it plausible that a dirty minded poltergeist could exist and has helped himself, but then you remember that Craig Baker had visited and left quite abruptly.
Wife: Honey, have you seen my little silk panties? I can't find them anywhere...
Husband: Have you checked the clothes hamper in the bathroom?
Wife: Of course I have, they aren't there.
Husband: Well maybe it was the fucking panty phantom?!
by A Bakers Dozen October 16, 2017
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Panty puppy

A child, an offspring of someone who is annoying and obnoxious. See also loin fruit, crotch goblin, fuck trophy...
Omg did you see Karen letting her panty puppy cough all over Starbucks? Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.
by HBIC-GS January 14, 2021
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pantie pastry

When a male masturbates and cums in a females panties, then hides and watches the victim put them on.
"Andrew gave Samantha a Pantie Pastry, then rejoiced at the sound of her screams as she pulled them on."
by WiJac01 September 18, 2017
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