Roy High Parking Lot

The worst highschool parking lot ever created. it is full of idiots who can't park, Who needs parking stalls when you can make your own. One way signs? who reads them! The student body is comparable to the average chimpanzee but the only difference is we have drivers licenses, and the men have more hair and smell worse.

ive met some rocks that are smarter than the average roy high parking lot user

by SuperSwampyBooty January 26, 2021

Porn Star Parking

Sometimes considered the best parking spot in the lot. Typically, this spot is just outside of the main entrance to the place that you are visiting.

Arguably the same spot as "Rock Star" parking.

Marty: "Whoa, Andy, you must have been here at the crack of dawn."
Andy: "Yeah. How'd you know?"
Marty: "I rolled in and noticed that you have Porn Star Parking."

by Simon Jethro June 26, 2006

Parking Lot Pimpin

Rolling in the parking lot with your tight ass ride. Trying to show off and pick up some hoes.

We were parking lot pimpin in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

by Quazimoto June 5, 2003

parking-lot pimpin'

The act of socializing with your boys after the club sitting in the trunk of your respective vehicles expecting females to stop all of the sudden, just because... Reserved for niggas that did not accomplish anything in their search for digits INSIDE the club.

Crumb #1: Dawg, fuck these hoes, they ain't about shit.
Crumb #2: Speak for yourself, nigga. I'm about to do some parking-lot pimpin' sitting right here in the hood of my Sephia. Blast that 50 and pop the trunk!

by Dominikan April 29, 2003

Timmy Parking

Disabled parking, is a reference to Timmy in South Park

There's nowhere to park except in the Timmy parking spaces.

by ianstrain October 6, 2008

cherry picking

1. Hang around the goal waiting for a pass. Someone who doesn't play defense.
2 Choosing to do the easiest task out of a group of tasks when given the chance.

1. That lazy bastard is cherry picking again, he never comes back to play defense.
2. That cherry picker took the easiest way out again.

by longhorn January 12, 2005

Preferred Fatass Parking

The closest non-handicapped, actual parking space to a store. The exceedingly huge park here so as not to have to walk any distance that could be considered exercise. The next step is buying a handicapped placard and rolling around in a wheelchair purely for the sake of escaping fatigue caused from walking more than the 5 feet it usually takes to get to the refrigerator.

FAMF: OMG! LOOK AT THAT SPOT! IT'S CLOSER THAN THE HANDICAPPED PLACE!

Blob o' Fat: QUICK! HIT THAT SHIT!

FAMF: Dude, this is the best Preferred Fatass Parking ever.

Blob o' Fat: Seriously! Now hurry up, I want my fucking triple Quarter Pounder.

by Rawrasaurus January 20, 2007