dutch punch

A punch you deliver to a third party on behalf of a friend or significant other who is either unwilling or unable to deliver swift, five-knuckled justice. Also known as dutch knuckles.

When Johnny called Sheena a liar, Casey dutch punched him because Sheena was too angry to speak.

by unicornhorn July 13, 2010

Punched pie

When somebody takes one too many poppers to loosen their ass and it ends up looking like someone punched a family size pie

1. John woke up with a punched pie

2. John punched his own pie

by Smwierdi November 5, 2020

Cooch Punch

A vicious hooking or uppercutting sock to the vag. Usually results in blood, pain, and an inability to have children.
A good way to keep that biatch in line...

Megan pissed me off, so the next time i saw her, i walked right up and slammed a pounding cooch punch right into her vag.

by flappy vag December 16, 2008

Stronkey Punch

A variation of the Donkey Punch, in which a strap-on dildo is used.

Man, that bitch was so pissed, she stronkey punched me!

by Pezzmonster March 1, 2011

rose punch

Getting slapped in the face by a woman's breast, specifically her nipple.

What is that mark on your cheek? Did that girl give you a rose punch!?

I gave her a mushroom stamp on her forehead, and she gave me a rose punch.

by brytc March 5, 2009

Punched Lasagne

Mangled ass pussy

That is one ugly punched lasagne

by Alistair Holder January 25, 2017

Punch Up

Making jokes at the expense of someone who is of a higher level of power in terms of status or privilege.

Racist jokes, rape jokes, gay jokes, are all punching down, because they are all at the expense of the groups with less power. If you flip them around, and make the dominant group the target instead, it is funny to punch up.

by whimsyDances September 12, 2014