Stronkey Punch

A variation of the Donkey Punch, in which a strap-on dildo is used.

Man, that bitch was so pissed, she stronkey punched me!

by Pezzmonster March 1, 2011

Cooch Punch

A vicious hooking or uppercutting sock to the vag. Usually results in blood, pain, and an inability to have children.
A good way to keep that biatch in line...

Megan pissed me off, so the next time i saw her, i walked right up and slammed a pounding cooch punch right into her vag.

by flappy vag December 16, 2008

Punched Lasagne

Mangled ass pussy

That is one ugly punched lasagne

by Alistair Holder January 25, 2017

rose punch

Getting slapped in the face by a woman's breast, specifically her nipple.

What is that mark on your cheek? Did that girl give you a rose punch!?

I gave her a mushroom stamp on her forehead, and she gave me a rose punch.

by brytc March 5, 2009

Bull punch

an act similar to donkey punch but more severe usualy resulting in death those who survive are traumatised for life.

hay kenny wots going on

nm i just killed my wife with a bull punch i had to dumper in the bins round the back of tacco bell

by college_boy October 21, 2008

Punch-Kick

A Punch-Kick is a long forgotten form of physical assault which originated in Ireland in the early 21st century. A young master of Irish Kung-Fu known as Emmet Furey one day fused the "kick" and "punch" moves which have been popularized by the lesser-known sports of "Boxing" and "Kick-Boxing" into one fluid, yet potent attack. By extending the leg and arm of the same side of your body, an assailant can deliver a crunching blow that is nigh-on impossible to block. See also, Double Punch-Kick

Victim: Hi Emmet, I noticed you were accidentally called Emma today. Sucks to be you
Emmet: *Punch-Kicks*
Victim: *Is hit by a Punch-Kick*
Emmet: *Is victorious*

OR

Victim: This is madness!
Assailant: Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTA!
Victim: Ouch, you bastard. Why would you do that?

by Denny Blazen January 14, 2008

Punch Up

Making jokes at the expense of someone who is of a higher level of power in terms of status or privilege.

Racist jokes, rape jokes, gay jokes, are all punching down, because they are all at the expense of the groups with less power. If you flip them around, and make the dominant group the target instead, it is funny to punch up.

by whimsyDances September 12, 2014