by Quarter-life Crisis January 15, 2015

early one morning, Timothy took a noticeably low-volume crap, and then flushed and washed his hands. A few minutes later he realized it was an Opera Poop—one that required a second and possibly a third visit to the toilet.
by Uncle Joosie June 27, 2017

by slxpluvs November 21, 2009

The act of taking a shit while masturbating until you cum then trying to catch it in your mouth as it shoots up.
by Turk and JD February 27, 2009

by Bella11805 March 2, 2017

1. The act of hiding in the bathroom, pretending to take a poop, while engaged in some non-poop related activity such as playing a game on your smartphone or surfing the internet.
2. Spending way more time than needed in the bathroom, playing games or some other waste of time on your phone.
3. Hiding in the bathroom pretending to take a poop in an attempt to avoid some other responsibility.
2. Spending way more time than needed in the bathroom, playing games or some other waste of time on your phone.
3. Hiding in the bathroom pretending to take a poop in an attempt to avoid some other responsibility.
Hey team, I'm at work but I'm Ghost Pooping so I can get my clan rumble in before time is up.
What's taking Bob so long in the Bathroom? I bet he's ghost pooping and playing Fortnite.
My wife wants me to change the baby's diaper, so I'm ghost pooping instead.
What's taking Bob so long in the Bathroom? I bet he's ghost pooping and playing Fortnite.
My wife wants me to change the baby's diaper, so I'm ghost pooping instead.
by Brendon K February 5, 2019

A poop retreat occures when doing a #2 while aiming sideways in a specific angle to make use of the curving half-pipe structure of the common variety of toilet bowls. A poop retreat signifies a high velocity poop that returns to the creator's rectum.
"Hey Rik, you are not looking that well."
"Yeah man, I am not feeling that well because I just had a poop retreat"
"Do you have an aftertaste?"
"Yeah"
"Yeah man, I am not feeling that well because I just had a poop retreat"
"Do you have an aftertaste?"
"Yeah"
by LizardK1ng November 24, 2014
