scotch plains

A town that neighbors Westfield, New Jersey.

It was claimed that Westfield students have a vigorous drive to succeed and because of it the town produces more "assholes per square mile."

Sufficed to say, that's better than Scotch Plains' motto: Flunk 4th grade math and become a drug dealer -- as most of them are.

Scotch Plains kids are jealous of Westfield's prosperity, aesthetics, and educational system. Some wise-ass wrote angry anti-westfield crap on urbandictionary, when he should have been studying, trying to boost his 1.8 GPA and his 950 SAT's. Thanks a lot, losers.

Blue Devils 4 Ever.

Westfield Student 1: Hey man, how'd your math test?
Westfield Student 2: Aww, not bad. I got an 85, but I studied my ass off so I'm really happy.
Westfield Student 1: Cool man. See you later.

Scotch Plains Student 1: Yo bro, ya'll want some weed and shit?
Scotch Plains Student 2: Hell yeah bro! Pass dat crap on!
Scotch Plains Student 3: I just finished my goddamn app to Union County College, yo.
Scotch Plains Students 1 & 2: What's college?

by Delivery Guy 1 December 3, 2007

panspermia

Yelling Mamma Mia, while jizzing into a pan. Then make her lick the cum out of the pan.

Carl found this kinky girl. When they had sex in the kitchen, Carl grabbed a pan and yelled, "Mamma Mia!" while cumming in the pan. He handed it to her and said, "One order of panspermia."

by procrastalounger February 11, 2014

Pansexual

The odd state of being liberal and having this need to legitimize your sexual proclivities with names like pansexual. Pansexual is the state of mind where you will sleep with a doorknob or a corvette or a Ford Taurus. But they want an aire of respectablity so they name it something that could be a James bond villain .

Goldfinger told his hench man pansexual to throw James bond In a pool sharks.

by Badolf Sitler May 30, 2018

Pansexual

Not the same as bisexual.

A: Oh, Elloit’s pansexual.

B: Ugh, he’s just being a special snowflake. He should just stop making up sexualities. Pansexual and bisexual are literally the same thing.

A: wtf no

by melanient December 19, 2018

pansexual

someone who doesn't mind kissing someone of the same sex but whose main sexual orientation is straight

girl who has a boyfriend is willing to kiss another girl (and does so)therefore she is pansexual

by MakieAi March 16, 2009

Phans

Plural of phan. "Phan" is usually referred to in the plural form.

Message Board: Ugh, it's those Phans.

by Myth_ October 26, 2005

Pansexual

This term is a sexual orientation. Some individuals who identify as having this sexual orientation may believe that they are gender-blind, while others are more in-tune to gender variety which may include appreciating and enjoying transgender, intersex, and genderqueer individuals as well as the different degrees of masculinities and femininities a person may possess, whether they are cisgender (non-transgender) or transgender. Someone who has this sexual orientation has the potential to be attracted to, date, and fall in love with an individual without gender, sex, gender identity, gender expression, sexual orientation or these varying degrees of femininity and masculinity being a limiting factor. Some individuals take their identity of pansexual further than the romantic and/or sexual attraction that is typically associated with sexual orientation and include race, ethnicity, religion etc. as demographics that will not prevent them from being attracted to, date or fall in love with a particular person.

Person A: Oh my gosh, I don't know if that person is male or female, but they are so fucking hot!

(Heterosexual) Person B: Damn, you are so pansexual! I could NEVER be attracted to someone if I didn't KNOW they were of the opposite sex!

by BiChristine September 28, 2011