pickling

When a man soaks his penis inside of a woman's acidic vagina for several hours until his erection dies down and the pH of the woman causes the man's penis to smell and taste vinegary.

Example 1: "I had my fat fucking cock inside of Suzie for at least 5 hours trying to break a soaking record, but when I pulled out shit was str8 pickle."

Example 2: "I think the DNA in my weiner is now more similar to a pickle than a banana after a phat fucking pickling session I had yesterday with Monique."

by YellowRetriever July 30, 2011

Pucking Fwn't

A very tiny, tiny fad on LUE2.com. It is used as a substitution for "Fucking Pwn't" Which is an alteration of "Fucking Pwned" which is an alteration of "Fucking Owned".

Dude! You were Pucking Fwn't!

by TheSlyder November 29, 2004

picking blueberries

When a gay man helps out another man who hasn't had sex in a long time and is all "backed up". A man helping another man clear out his balls when he hasn't had sex in a long time.

"My balls are about to explode, I need someone who is good at picking blueberries to give he a handy."

by HarryBallzak July 19, 2014

packing pork

Someone God has obviously favored with a large penis - so obvious in fact that this guy must always buy baggy pants and even so, they are filled to capacity.

Would you look at that guy!!!! He's packing pork big time - enough to supply my Bar-B-Q all summer long. Mmmmm, mmmmmmmm - slurperoo.

by Queen of Heaven February 6, 2008

Lone wolf packing it

Your with a group of friends but your kinda just in your own world doin what you do best

Some kids are in a group, one gets ran over.

Hes lone wolf packing it.

by huckleberry havirlak June 17, 2013

Piking

The act in which someone gains sexual gratification from furtively watching dogging.
dogging carping ducking

Michael became aroused, as he cleverly concealed himself in his favourite piking bush at Wisley Gardens.

He sat back and dreamt of the day he would become a fully feldged dogger.

by Razzle August 21, 2004

fudge packing

The act of exaggerating costs or estimates to add leeway for error.

Shane did a serious amount of fudge packing in his recent report to Brian Cowen.

by harneythehuge May 16, 2009