party major

A party major is a group of easy but expensive courses with no absolutely professional value. Lot of stupid American kids take these majors and then whine about not getting a real job. They stay with their parents and want the government to pay off huge student debts they acquire to do these party majors while indulging in a lifestyle of partying, drinking, fooling around. Examples of party majors include -

Political science, Drama and theater, history, fine Arts and art history, philosophy and religious studies, anthropology, music etc.

All the knowledge for these courses can be obtained without college by going to a library and having a passion for learning. Yet dumb kids go to college and spend hundreds of thousands of dollars they don’t have to do these foolish majors while not realizing that great artists, musicians, actors, philosophers didn’t become what they became because of a worthless degree.

Lisa: I flunked in math again.
Angela: really! I told you to stop fooling around and partying all the time.
Lisa: I can’t help it, I am too cool nerd.
Angela: well, you know you are not going to get a job if you don’t graduate with a real major
Lisa: that’s ok, I’ll major in a party major like Drama and theater, and if I don’t get a job after that I’ll get a nerdy sucker like you to pay for my college loan
Angela: FML, I slog all day, take hard courses, don’t party, make sacrifices and major in engineering and get a job and pay taxes and my student loan. But now I have to pay for Lisa and other idiots like her too! WTF!

by Yogibearsmartass July 26, 2019

wall party

Where a group of people decide to have a prolonged, often humorous conversation on Facebook, but conduct it in the comments of a random person's status update. The amusement and general lack of regard for others is behavior synonymous with parties, as is the person deleting their update and thus shutting down the wall party. This works best when there is a mutual Facebook friend, but not an actual friend in the group.

John Smith: Anyone know what time the game starts?

2 comments from friends of John Smith

A series of comments from a small group of friends disregarding John Smith's question but engaging in an internal conversation about random, often vulgar topics, but in a public forum so others can see and be offended, amused.

John Smith: What the hell!!! So many notifications!!!

A guy: WALL PARTY!!!!

by Tom3457mofo July 23, 2012

pretzel party

When two or more dogs take shits next to each other at the same time.

Louie and Butters just had a pretzel party in Matt's bedroom

by thereisnomafia April 26, 2014

bass party

a bass party is the name of a party ( at a house or club) where dubstep, drum and bass, house, trap, and other related genre's of electronic music are played. Nothing like the kandi scene at raves, but rather darker and still loaded with beezys. Bass parties are to electro, as heavy metal is to rock :)

"Are you going to the bass party at Temple this week?"

Guy1: "Ask Drew about it. Drew, wasn't that bass party crackin last wednesday?"
Guy2: "fawk yeah. i was zooted folks. and you were making out with that beez."
Guy1: "Yeeeeeee"

by kakashiosanjose July 17, 2012

party eye

When someones lazy eye becomes increasingly more noticeable after they have been drinking.

Jesus! Did you notice Greg brought the party eye out last night.

by partyeye July 19, 2011

Party Prescription

Any drug that is prescribed by the local dealer to get the party started. On prescription or otherwise.

A Party Prescription gets you ready for a good night out

by Rob906 September 25, 2009

Party Poison

the most gnc whore ever played by gerard way.

"i want to steal party poison's gender"
"screw gender i want whatever party poison has"

by bubuifbudiufodg July 16, 2022