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pickle in your pancake 

To absolutely fuck someone's day up.
The robot aliens have just taken over Earth and they are sipping fine cognac and smoking cigars.

Will Smith comes in to the bar and says, "Hey freaky alien robots.. you can't just come down here and fuck Earth up. We got rules, you know."

The robot alien burst out in laughter and respond with some incomprehensible language that only Will Smith and other alien robots can understand...

And Will Smith retorts, "Aww no you di'nt... I will put a pickle in your pancake." and blasts them with a goo laser.

The aliens and Will Smith later become friends and bust out a rap together.
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Pancake Nipples 

Joe: Your girlfriends nipples look like a helipad.

Johnny: Yeah I know, she has those big fat pancake nipples, and they are heli-a-good. You asswipe.
Pancake Nipples by ClarenceWorley80 December 31, 2007

pancake belly 

A person who has had liposuction and has a lot of exess skin
Damn homie, look at the pancake belly on 'er !
pancake belly by nikkiab November 14, 2007

making pancake batter 

It is When it is nice and hot out, you start sweating between you balls and leg so much, that it feels like you are making pancake batter.
"If it gets any hotter, I will be making pancake batter."
making pancake batter by HardBark September 19, 2009

Doggy Pancake 

It's the sexual position akin to Doggy Style, except instead of the woman (or gentleman, if you swing that way) being on her (or his) hands and knees, she (or he) lies on her (or his!) stomach. Thus, the doggy pancake.
Advantages - Very comfortable, pleasurable for the woman.
Disadvantages - There are disadvantages? There are no disadvantages, unless you hate comfort and orgasms.
Girl #1 - You got laid last night? How was it?
Girl #2 - Great, obviously.

Girl #1 - Why obviously?

Girl #2 - We did the doggy pancake. Win! I mean, I came like 47 times.

Girl #1 - (To random male passerby) Hey you! Come here! We're doing the doggy pancake! Lose the pants!
Doggy Pancake by Ladies is pimps too December 20, 2010

Inverted Pancake Flip

The Inverted Pancake Flip is considered to be one of the most graceful and acrobatic sexual acts to be conceived and performed in rural post-modern Canadian cultures. It involves a male laying with his back on the floor, with his legs situated on an adjacent bed as if seated in a chair. A woman or partner rides him in the cowgirl position. The male then repositions his feet to the edge of the bed for maximum leverage, grabs his partner by the hips, and in an incredible display of athleticism, pushes off with his feet to perform a backflip to be completed into the missionary position. This feat is typically performed during the anal and unlubricated variation of cowgirl starting position to enhance grip.
Since Rachel lost the baby, she didn't technically deserve breakfast in bed on mother's day. So Steve decided to just give her an Inverted Pancake Flip instead.

chocolate pancake 

A man takes a large shit on a woman's chest and hits it firmly with a canoe paddle (or any other near by object). Optional: Syrup can be added to the pancake by pissing all over the now flattend shit.

This activity is best done in someone else's bedroom.
Dude, I executed the best chocolate pancake the other night! And since I'd be drinkin, there was plenty of syrup to go around!
chocolate pancake by Max August 19, 2004