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sword art online

The BEST anime that you will ever watch. Better than hentai. The characters are stuck In a VR game. If they die In The game, they die in real life too.
Bobby Brown-"Dude did you watch sword art online last night?"
Zander-"Hell yeah!!!! Better than hentai bro!!!!!!"
by zman22366 January 1, 2017
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online dating

ONLY BITCHES WILL ONLINE DATE BECAUSE THEIR A LONELY BITCH
max: hey I just got a new girlfriend!
luke: whats her name?
max:idk
luke:break up with her if you dont know her you are doing something bad.
max: wich is?
luke:online dating
by idk(づ ̄ 3 ̄)づ December 16, 2021
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online shape-shifting

When someone constantly changes their chat/profile names to entertain and confuse others.
*person1 is now Barack Obama*
20:07 Barack Obama: I can do some real damage now.

20:07 person2: XD

*person1 is now Jackie Chan*
20:08 Jackie Chan: LOL

*person1 is now Albus Dumbledore*
20:09 Albus Dumbledore: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

*person2 is now Mick Jagger*
20:09 Mick Jagger: :U

*person1 is now Kesha*
20:11 Kesha: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
20:11 Kesha: we're going to rule the world, dude

20:11 Mick Jagger: XD we can be ANYONE at ANYTIME.

20:11 Kesha: >:3

20:12 Mick Jagger: we're like online shape-shifters o___0

(...and thus online shape-shifting was born)
by lolicakes March 12, 2011
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residual online effect

When facebook chat shows that someone is online, but they logged off 2 minutes ago
"I got on facebook, chatted someone, and they logged off! wtf?"

"Dude, it was probably just the residual online effect"
by molspagetti September 5, 2011
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Online Hoe Catalogue

Any online dating website with a search or browse feature that will aid in finding your next sexual partner
Freeman did you check the online hoe catalogue and set up something for the weekend yet? Women love to advertise their inner hoe for free on all those sites like they are looking for love.
by JLthaKing October 28, 2017
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Mass media online

The wrong definition of an mmo made by some earth 2 fag
Mmorpg is a mass media online role playing game- earth 2 cocksucker idk can't remember his channel name
by Yes176 June 4, 2021
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