Dummy spitting scale

DSS for short. The DSS is a scale of people's tantrum level from 1 to 10.

"Karen" blew her lid she was a solid 9/10 on the Dummy spitting scale

by Yogidogibear September 3, 2019

donkey ball scales

When a male or female cum on the males genitals and is left for more than two days without being cleaned looks like scales.

On Tuesday Tim said to jim look at my dank donkey ball scales man I've had them since Saturday.

by Sir banter of banter-ville May 21, 2016

Scale of 1-5

0 - Beyond Poor

1 - Poor

2 - Fair but Needs Improvement

3 - Good

4 - Very Good

5 - Excellent

Sally: Rate Steve on a Scale of 1-5 on looks

Karen: 5 :)

by Katsopolis September 4, 2013

Bb Top of the Scale

A classic.

“Can I get a Bb top of the scale as in YoU BeT YouR BOok BaG”

by HMHS Band May 10, 2021

push-pop scale

a unit of measurement used when comparing dick sizes

guy 1: My dick is like the size of a push pop fully extended

guy 2: how’d you know that?
guy 1: the push-pop scale duh
guy 3: My dick is the size of a push pop with the cap on :,(

by qwerty224 January 18, 2022

The Mark Yetter Scale

Scale invented after infamously known League of Legends game balancer Mark Yetter chose to change the ranking system of the game and as a result the higher elos of Solo Queue became infested with rats that got inflated as a result of his changes, players later came to call this change of events "The Mark Yetter Scale" as a way to calculate the ranks of new friends in high elo.

Holy fuck, did you see that last season diamond 4 stuck improve on The Mark Yetter Scale?

by bob1337d4 July 29, 2021

Kamina_Crayman straightness scale

This is the 1-10 scale of straightness created by u/Kamina_Crayman on an r/askmen post on reddit on June 9, 2021.

This is the scale:

10 - I like women, that's it

9 - I like women but men can be attractive

8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it

7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side

6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past

5 - I like women and men

4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men

3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past

2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial

1 - I'm Elton John.

I'm normally an 8 on the Kamina_Crayman straightness scale but that guy could easily move me up to a 6.

by TensaiOre June 10, 2021