Girl 1: “Omg girl that dick was terrible i should buy a dildo.”
Girl 2: “That sounds like a great idea, im sick of bryan’s short stick.”
Girl 2: “That sounds like a great idea, im sick of bryan’s short stick.”
by addrath February 20, 2020
Get the Dickmug. by Guari boi November 13, 2018
Get the Dickmug. Something some people claim to have that's big, but in reality, even some women have more balls than them.
If you claim to have a big dick, you are a big dick yourself.
If you claim to have a big dick, you are a big dick yourself.
Retarded guy: My dick is so long, it goes from A-Z!
Woman: Do you have a querty keyboard?
Retarded guy: Why ask?
Woman: Look at it.
Woman: Do you have a querty keyboard?
Retarded guy: Why ask?
Woman: Look at it.
by PI55 September 20, 2018
Get the Dickmug. by savage rad February 12, 2019
Get the Dickmug. by kinggee. October 2, 2017
Get the dickmug. Dick is a body part that the ladies like unless it's big, not small. Dick can also be a name, short for Richard. A Dick is a cocky person you won't like.
by Me.FanFox August 15, 2015
Get the Dickmug.