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oh my lordy lord

an expression commonly said when showing astonishment or disbelief, or in other cases, disappointment or excitement.
“why do I hear high heels clicking in the distance?” you look around.
click click click click.
a figure approaches.
you watch as the figure walks towards you, strutting flawlessly as the clicks of the high heels increase in volume.
As the person approaches you, they come to a sudden stop with a loud echoing click of the heel.
you stare for a moment.
oh my lordy lord!” they exclaim loudly and suddenly in a dramatic and sassy voice, almost in disgust, whipping their head away from you and quickly extending out their arm, the palm of their hand inches from your face.

a short but long silence passes, but the atmosphere is thick with your confusion.

They turn, their back facing you, and begin strutting away.
they make their way back from where they emerged from the shadows, and the clicking dissipates in the distance as you watch them disappear.
“WTF BRO 😭😭” you say.

THE END
by shiny 🤖 October 20, 2022
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Oh My God/Lord

Oh my God is something someone may state when they are surprised about something or frustrated. An abbreviation that people may use to say “oh my God” is “omg” which means “oh my God,” or “oml”which means “oh my lord.”
An example:
Boy: *pees pants*
Other Boy: Oh My God/Lord, your a weirdo.

Boy: Oh my lord
by braceletowner:) May 22, 2022
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Oh my gurl

When you have a rough time doing something and it involves girls.
You&Me: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Me:*Loses* Oh my gurl.
by CYCY_23_NCT March 27, 2022
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oh my guide

incorrect pronunciation of "oh my god" used when a particularly shocking scene unfolds
"oh my guide! oh my guide!" the girl exclaimed as the BASE jumpers leapt off the building and parachuted to the ground below.
by nowimupset January 8, 2021
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Said every fucking white girl in America who thinks she's cool, mystique, and spiritual because she knows about obsolete astrology concepts and just told you this because you did some minor stupid shit and Capricorn happens to be your sign. The application may vary depending on the victim's corresponding zodiac sign.
You, a Capricorn: "Hey guys I'll be right back, I gotta clean up some glass from a vase I knocked over."

That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"
by ThePopSmoke(whoisdead) January 18, 2021
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Oh My Lanta

Something that is absolutely cray cray and hard to believe
Friend: Yoo I'm back with my ex for the 6th time

Me:Oh My Lanta
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oh my ness

a short way of saying oh my goodness and used when you choose not to say omg
john: i almost died yesterday!

tom: oh my ness
by Milo2010 April 3, 2021
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