somewhat grounded

Somewhat grounded: this is the stage of being ‘grounded’ when you are almost at the end of your sentence. You are allowed to do stuff under SUPER close watch, and only if it’s not for socializing. Also when asked when you will be ungrounded the answer is always “I don’t know”

“Hey mom can I stay after school to ask my teacher for help?”

“Yes, but I will be asking if you were there for the whole time, Bc you are still ‘somewhat grounded’;)”

by Kapache’ April 10, 2019

Ground Joe

Joe mama joke with the ground beef joke

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a joke no legs? Ground Joe beef

-TayTay

by ForTheBoysUnited November 19, 2020

dervish ground

a dervish ground is the ground zero for dhulbahante territory

she's in dervish ground

by readyforthemoon55 July 21, 2020

Your grounded

A popular quote from the GoAnimate Series

Goanimate Dad: YOUR GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED

by ButterScott April 18, 2024

Grounded Discord

A anitok server filled with disgusting teens and pedophilles who smell of shit and Dino nuggets. If you’re in this server kill your self immediately

Hey bro, are you in The Grounded Discord?
No, that shits for faggots

by jemeatsavior July 7, 2022

The Grounding Rod

A sexual act where "Partner A" uses a taser on "Partner B" at the beginning of orgasm, sending electricity through both partners via their genital connection.

Police: mam, why did you taser yourself during the assault?
Woman: I didn't mean to, but when I used the taser on him I accidentally gave myself The Grounding Rod.

by DigitalDick March 19, 2023

Scrub the ground

When you with someone who is not the business and they're thinking they the shit.

You know what ? Scrub the ground

by Pornheleo mustskeet May 15, 2023