The act in which a man ejaculates into his/her nose and he/she has a choice as to whether they will "snort or sneeze."
Bella-"he came in my nose but i didn't know whether to snort or sneeze"
Aleks- "I WOULD HAVE SNORTED!!"
Aleks- "I WOULD HAVE SNORTED!!"
by Dingleberry12345 December 23, 2008

by WorldlyWordsmith March 16, 2022

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

by XBlackFireX April 8, 2019

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.
Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls
Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls
by your grandpas boyfriend March 30, 2024
