That cunt that is always telling your girlfriend you are a no good mother fucker and that she can do so much better than you
by Iron head July 08, 2017
A girl with whom one conducts a relationship over the Internet, often involving cybersex.
Internet girlfriends typically are bisexual and/or morbidly obese and/or have mental health problems such as schizophrenia.
The above is the truth, but with the anonymity of the Internet, Internet girlfriends are most likely charlatans and compulsive liars in the way they conduct their Internet relationships.
Internet girlfriends typically are bisexual and/or morbidly obese and/or have mental health problems such as schizophrenia.
The above is the truth, but with the anonymity of the Internet, Internet girlfriends are most likely charlatans and compulsive liars in the way they conduct their Internet relationships.
His Internet girlfriend admitted to him one evening that she was very paranoid, extremely self conscious, and apparently schizophrenic.
by The Modest Bighead May 06, 2008
by IM FUCKING YOUR DAD LOL November 23, 2022
noun-the amount of money a guy spends to get and keep a girlfriend. It includes spending money on things such as dates, gifts, and even upping your wardrobe or standard of living to keep her happy. When a guy is single, he can use the money he would normally spend on his girlfriend to justify buying himself expensive gifts or anything else he wants that's normally out of his budget. Since his girlfriend would normally receive the benefit from his money, he doesn't need to feel bad about splurging on himself
"Yo, that's a sick watch Son! How did you afford that?"
"Easy, I took it out of my girlfriend fund since I broke up with mine last week. 'Spend it on me!' You feel me?"
"Easy, I took it out of my girlfriend fund since I broke up with mine last week. 'Spend it on me!' You feel me?"
by Doublestuff March 26, 2013
a foster girlfriend : when you talk to a boy/girl/them for a while and basically are dating then stop talking and then they get a partner right after. AKA a half way home hoe or a foster girlfriend
Guy 1: *stop talking to girl 1 after weeks/months of talking and flirting*
Girl 1: “I wonder what happened”
Girl 1’s Friend: “Well he has a girlfriend now, but didn’t you too just stop talking?”
Girl 1: “Yeah, that what happens when you’re a foster girlfriend”
Girl 1’s Friend: “What’s that?”
Girl 1: “a Foster Girlfriend is when you talk to guys and then they find “The One” right after you”
Guy 1: *stop talking to girl 1 after weeks/months of talking and flirting*
Girl 1: “I wonder what happened”
Girl 1’s Friend: “Well he has a girlfriend now, but didn’t you too just stop talking?”
Girl 1: “Yeah, that what happens when you’re a foster girlfriend”
Girl 1’s Friend: “What’s that?”
Girl 1: “a Foster Girlfriend is when you talk to guys and then they find “The One” right after you”
I guess I’m a foster girlfriend. I always end up single while they end up together
I.E. Foster Girlfriend: a temporary hoe/ love interest/ rebound
I.E. Foster Girlfriend: a temporary hoe/ love interest/ rebound
by ThickBickNick February 03, 2021
Girl: why are you walking so slow the bell is about so ring
Guy: *silent*
Girl: bae...bae...
Guy:*silent but still walking*
Girl: what’s wrong?
Guy: *silently walks to seat and sits down*
Girl *watched closely* you know what cool...
*girl walks off*
Next day-
Guy: *text girlfriend* wanna come to my place to Netflix and chill
Girl: *doesn’t respond back EVER*
Guy: *silent*
Girl: bae...bae...
Guy:*silent but still walking*
Girl: what’s wrong?
Guy: *silently walks to seat and sits down*
Girl *watched closely* you know what cool...
*girl walks off*
Next day-
Guy: *text girlfriend* wanna come to my place to Netflix and chill
Girl: *doesn’t respond back EVER*
by Bhlasian.bhabie December 06, 2019