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guac-chuck norris

Anal Sex after Mexican Food Night. The penetrator goes chuck norris angry after getting sprayed by Guac-arrhea.
When date night goes wrong after a Guac-Chuck Norris event that ruined our relationship. The guacamole always cost extra.
by REALLY Sanchez September 27, 2020
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sauget chuck norris

Any Officer on the Sauget, IL Police Department because they will pursue you until their wheels fall off, then they will run after you, and catch you.
Sauget Chuck Norris waiting with spikey strips
by Sauget Ballet Staff January 8, 2025
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Norris

Its a type of person that doesn't know how to do some things.
For example:
Random person: Dude that girl is SO norris.
Other person: OMG thats so true, why'd somebody be like that?
by Norris Meaning June 7, 2019
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The Norris Pour Elle

A large vibrating dildo shaped like Chuck Norris’ gun. The French phrase “pour elle” means “for her” lending the device a soft, feminine connotation, despite its explosive power.
She thought orgasms couldn’t get any more powerful until she tried The Norris Pour Elle
by Kevin S. And Michael J. March 4, 2024
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The Norris… Pour Elle

Basically a vibrating dildo shaped liked Chuck Norris’ gun. The French “for her” lends the powerful device a soft feminine connotation.
Just about the only thing that gets her off these days is The Norris… Pour Elle
by Kevin S. And Michael J. March 4, 2024
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Sam Norris

My smoke alarm has been very Sam Norris today
by BarnacleBear June 6, 2022
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Norris

He will fall head over heels for one person and will stick with that person for a long time even when the other person wants space. A Norris has the maturity of an eight year right old but is still the sweetest person in the world. He sometimes has trouble maintaining all of his friends, and is sometimes a turd. A Norris has trouble being serious but you can tell him anything. When he can be serious you will have the deepest discussion of your Hey
Norris is an absolute pain to be around.
by Bottomless Fries 23 May 8, 2022
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