Chuck Norris

Noun: God, The son, the holy spirit, the father, the father's father, perfection. Every thing right about this world.

Adjective: for something to be awesome, amazing, outstanding, perfect.

verb: to do something perfectly, astonishingly amazing. Also, to round house kick some one at lightspeed.

Eric- That fail was sooo fucking Chuck Norris man!

Sean- Yeah dude he Chuck Norris'd that shit.

Brian Bell- Guys.. I just got Chuck Norris'd in the face...

everyone- AHAHAAAHAAAhaa...

Taylor- wtfbbq? :D

by 13xshadex13 May 2, 2009

Chuck Norris

Jesus's bodyguard. That's how awesome he is

First guy: I'm gonna kill Jesus
Second guy: You'll have to get through Chuck Norris first.
First guy: Aw, screw that!

by Matt mickey November 5, 2010

Chuck Norris

The reason why waldo is hiding.

Person 1) Damn it, Why can't I find Waldo?!?!?!!

Person 2) Because he saw Chuck Norris

by -----Enter pseudonym here----- November 27, 2010

Chuck Norris

1) Run from this.
2) When you see this, Be prepared to be roundhouse kicked.
3) The end of life.

"OH MY GOD IT'S CHUCK NORRIS! RUN!!!"

by Mister LoLz April 3, 2009

chuck norris

The shit, every shit, everything around the shit, everything on the shit, the shoes that have stepped in the shit, the shit on the shoes, the smell of the shit, the flies that eat the shit, basically....the shit.

Chuck norris doesnt need an example

by beeb the destroyer February 20, 2011

chuck norris

the number 1 person in THE WORLD THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER, EVEN FOR ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD FUCK WITH. because he WILL FIND YOU.

guy: heeheeheehee, i sent chuck norris an email that says he sucks LOL
CHUCK: *roundhouse kick to the guy's face causing death*

by MR.KICK-ASS March 24, 2013

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris: (n)/ GOD.

Jesus may be able to walk on water, Chuck Norris can swin through land.

by Poundface February 5, 2010