Drowning Eyes

The fictional condition exemplified by someone always having the unintentional appearance of depression or sadness, but whom is, in reality, just very sad looking with eyes which appear to have been drowning in a pool of tears.

G: Maybe I should ask her out, man.
P: Naw, man, I think she might be a druggy. She looks like she's been hung over for days.
G: She might just have drowning eyes.
P: Who can really say...

by Silver_Sharpie January 28, 2010

brown eye

slang for the butt hole or anus.

When the brown eye winks, the whole room stinks.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance November 20, 2003

The brown eye

The poop shoop.

Tom: bro, jenessa is totally letting me stick it to the brown eye tomorrow night!

Joseph: right on!

by BigKittyInYourCity September 14, 2013

hog's eye

The interface between the urethra and the outside world.

We got him to confess to Jill Dando's murder by forcing hot things up his hog's eye.

by Lord Grimcock November 24, 2007

Cunty Eye

When a female ejaculates her vaginal fluid into the male's cornea causing a disturbance to the males eye, resulting in itching, swelling, and blurred vision.

Liam has your cunty eye cleared up yet or does your left eye still hurt?

by Crotcheola February 21, 2011

crazy eyes

When you look in a girl's eyes and you just know that bitch is fuckin crazy. Crazy eyes are often found on anywhere from moderately to very attractive girls.

Jordan: I'm going out with that girl Samantha night.

Achmed:Have fun with that psychopath and her fuckin crazy eyes.

by Mufasa's Jungle October 6, 2008

Eye Bleach

Something that's needed after searching up or reading about things which turn out to be a bit unsettling or embarrassing to have looked at. The eye Bleach could be pictures that could take your mind off what you just read. Or it can be actual bleach, depends on your preference.

Person; "Bro get me some eye Bleach"

OG, "Why?"

Person; "You don't want to know why"

*Phone sliding into pocket*

by Daniel El Confiado June 19, 2017