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Nick

Probably the biggest asshole you'll ever meet. He will consecutively feel up and make out with any girl he can get his hands on. No one should ever associate with or date him. He will stick his hands and/or face up your shirt, down your pants, and in any crevice he can find. Seems to think that second base comes before first. Generally, he will touch a girl's boobs, make out with her about a week later, stop associating with her once she refuses to touch his dick, and then move on to another girl, although he was probably already making out with her before he stopped associating with the previous girl. He is a disgrace to all mankind and never thinks he's the problem when anyone is mad at him.
Girl 1: Wait, when did you make out with Nick?

Girl 2: We kissed on February sixth and started making out on valentine's day.

Girl 1: He touched my boobs on February seventh!
by MingMing March 5, 2013
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a total idiot who dates too many girls
he may have a few stds...but ya never know..
"omg that nick guy was such a douche"
by me021 October 21, 2014
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Nicked it

When someone goes and completely crushes your dreams and asperations. Can be applied in any situation but usually used in the game of cards.
"I got four aces!" "well ive got a thousant kings so there" "O man you Nicked it you asshole" "Well thats just how i am an asshole"
by NATBAT December 24, 2005
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fat,chubby,rotund,will make fun of your mom and will bite you if you try to touch his food; marshamllowish and could be considered a rice crispy treat when he is burned
OMG that Nick is so rotund!!!!
Yea ik he made jokes about my mom ad bit my hand off when I went to take his cookie
by The Tech Nerd 3000 December 2, 2014
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He loves to lick ass everyday, he loves spreading peanut butter and jam on the cheeks, and liking it off in one fatal swipe, he never leaves an ass cheek un-licked
"man, my ass cheek is wet, nick must have licked it"
by KingDaddyDMAC26 January 15, 2015
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(verb) To steal
Someone nicked my mobile phone at the party last night.
by TeacherGio October 28, 2013
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An evil guy with a really big penis. But he's also really sexy
Hey nick
*Nick* Hi, I have a big penis
by I am fat April 15, 2015
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