That every thing Murphy says is true and should be followed. Except for the things that aren't funny, which are.... alot.
by Murphy September 10, 2003
Get the murphy's lawmug. "The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of Internet-Speedmug. Lady Next Door: No im not okay. Your friend just took a poo on my lawn.
Me: it wasnt a poo. It was a murphy.
Me: it wasnt a poo. It was a murphy.
by Togs BabyB November 14, 2017
Get the Murphymug. Literally the most indecisive man on the whole planet, makes plans a week before and cancels at the last second. Has long hair and a bodacious ass, practically lives on his motor cycle. Finds all his tech at the Walmart dumpster, don’t even bother asking him to play a computer game because he essentially has a calculator as a computer.
(Sylas murphy crashes into school with his Harley Davidson motor cycle, hair flowing and ass jiggling)
Sylas:”has anyone seen my Samsung? I think it may have a meltdown for the 5th time today.”
Sylas:”has anyone seen my Samsung? I think it may have a meltdown for the 5th time today.”
by Bigboodylicouslicker88 September 26, 2022
Get the Sylas Murphymug. <.7.9.7.6.>So Eddie Murphy Has TH ehysiology Of Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna For Angel JOse RObles<.7.9.7.6>
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>So Eddie Murphy Has TH ehysiology Of Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna For Angel JOse RObles<.7.9.7.6>mug. Murphy's Law states that any female who has been blessed with the last name Murphy is considered to be attractive. This law holds true for all Murphy's.
Dude did you see that chick? I bet she is a murphy because thats a smoke. Murphy's law has once again been proven.
by BigSillyWilly222 February 9, 2018
Get the Murphy's Lawmug. Mollie *cough* Agnes *cough* Murphy is a known defender of the gnome kingdom known for their curly locks and curtains to match.
The Agnomes were profound in there skills of weave snatching as for this they were cursed with staggering alopecia by the great witch genetics.
Some may use the term “Agnome” to describe a tension in one’s tone.
The Agnomes were profound in there skills of weave snatching as for this they were cursed with staggering alopecia by the great witch genetics.
Some may use the term “Agnome” to describe a tension in one’s tone.
Ok Mollie Murphy we get it ur hairs curly. Mollie would respond “no need to get so agnome on me now”
by Kimye September 11, 2025
Get the Mollie Murphymug.