mallory

Is an asshole, and a hypocrite.

Wow, that person is really being a mallory.

by SandSpirit May 25, 2017

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Mellophone

An instrument commonly used for marching bands and drum corps. Basically a trumpet that has suffered both repeated instances of anal rape and consensual anal sex, resulting in a key of F, standing for Fucked in the ass. Often referred to comically as the prison trumpet by those who play trumpet, an instrument that has been spared vicious anal sex.

I'm a mellophone player, therefore I play an instrument that has been raped by me and dozens of other men at the same time resulting in an enlarged bell.

by Teehee1324 December 28, 2011

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Mellow Yellow

One who is mello and yellow.

Liz, and Baylie are mellow yellow. They call them Yellow Mellow.

by Alyssa Jane October 18, 2007

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Milloke

Coke and Miller-Lite. A good mixture!

Kim: Have you heard of the drink milloke?
Brit: Yeah it awesommmme!

by GBGBGB97 November 13, 2011

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millopia

Belief that millennials are uniquely different than any previous group of people aged 18 - 36 who came before; often leveraged by consultants and writers to sell services and pitch stories.

Dave showed complete millopia today saying all millennials emerged from the womb knowing how to debug javascript code.

Alice demonstrated complete millopia suggesting that the interns were happy working solely for Starbuck's Vente, extra-hot, no-form, blonde, non-fat lattes!

by WordSheep July 21, 2017

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