Pronkhove method

A methodology used to get free marihuana by giving head to a male individual.

Person1: Wow, have you seen Duco, he has so much weed but no money.

Person 2: he is using the Pronkhove method for sure!

by Dicorico February 2, 2022

The Hobo Method

The act of masturbating without pornography or any other visual aids. Often used by individuals who have no access to porn or those who are still too afraid to look it up.

"Bro, I just got done jacking off but the wifi was out so I had to use The Hobo Method."

by PleaseGodDon'tLetMyMomFindThis June 25, 2023

The D'ulisse Method

The process of rapidly pumping the plunger at a speed of 3 PPS (pumps per second) in order to guarantee a successful flush every time.

My boy Don said the log ain't going waterside, so we gave it the D'ulisse method and it flushed like a breeze.

by Bign0n0 November 29, 2023

The Quatchescan Method

In Wordle, when you use the words, glent, brick, jumpy, waqfs, and vozhd to get a wordle answer

Why Suda created the Quatchescan Method

by RedFinger221 January 24, 2024

The Watson Method

Starting the wrong players on your fantasy football team. Leaving your best players on the bench on any given week. Having no idea what you are doing as a GM of your fantasy football team.

Brock had a sure win this week in fantasy football but he implemented The Watson Method and was donkey punched by the last place team. Who knows if he'll even make the playoffs.

by PREY December 1, 2013

FF Method

The Frequent Flatulence or "FF" method is a form of subversive pheromonal dominance through the discrete lens of humor. It is when one person naturally or intentionally farts in the presence of another on a frequent basis and always in conjunction with a humorous jape or antic. The result (in theory) is that a pheromonal signal is deployed at the same moment as a humorous payoff, leading to a Pavlovian positive association with that person farting. By creating positive association within the targets mind with their flatulence, over time the flatulence becomes a "thing" or a cute quirk. In the most successful or severe cases, the target will be so programmed to feel happy at the occurrence of a fart and gag combo that the FF method user can redirect conversations, reverse bad moods, or get away with minor slights by simply farting and making a joke about it.

"Gallagher keeps doing the pull my finger joke and farting when we hang out, I think he's trying to use the FF Method on me!"

by wordturd777 October 12, 2022

Josmer Method

A study technique used by students, mostly in college or university. It involves binge drinking the night before an exam/s and writing it hungover. This kills anxiety and stress since you are nursing a massive headache.

Yo Zee stop worrying about your midterms. Just use the Josmer Method and you'll probably be fine

by tbvd ain uigrwnrvo ahin gu March 9, 2019