Glitch in the Matrix

Taking a shit right after you shower. It leaves you feeling unclean and like you have to restart the whole day.

Oh, man - that double bean and jalapeño cheese dip burrito hit me right after I got outta the shower. I had to pinch a spicy loaf... it felt so smooth and creamy, yet the spicy bite was so crisp and refreshing, it slid right outta me, but now I feel as unclean as a menstruating woman in a cave in the Middle East. It’s like a a Glitch in the Matrix - I have to start my whole day over.

by BizzerSkiller November 15, 2018

maarij

1. (Mar-i-ju-wana) Short for "Marijuana"
2. (Mar-ige) A second grader's way of saying "marriage"

1. Tito: "I gots me a nice bag of maarij"
2. Tommy:"My parents maarijis over"

by Krista Snyder July 1, 2005

matrix dis diq

it's when you lean to the left
and you lean to the right
then you MATRIX DIS DIQ!

i totally matrixed mah diq!! matrix dis diq!

by Reebok McGee August 20, 2007

Camilo Madrigal

A super hot and funny 15 year old from the movie Encanto who is definitely non-binary and pansexual and you can't change my mind on that. 🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈

Please can they be real so we can snuggle in a blanket and sip hot chocolate together? 🥺️💖☕️

Also I'm 15 too so this ain't weird.

Camilo Madrigal is amazing and the best and should be given their own show.

by nb_sheepish_homo January 5, 2022

madrina

ecuadorian expression that talk about the lady that works in the alcohol shop (licoreria)

hable madrina vendase una tella de norton special

by latinoecuador December 26, 2007

The Matrix

v. TO BE IN THE MATRIX - means to be high and/or tripping balls.

After about 2 hits Daryl was in the Matrix.

by VodkanLemons December 28, 2005

the matrix

Some gayfucktarded movie starring some gayfucktarded actor who makes nothing but gayfucktarded movies.

Keanu Reeves is a gay and fucktarded fucktard actor.

by Jorge Carlin December 18, 2004