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The most beautiful person inside and out. If you dont know her you wont like her. But once you do get the know astra martin she is the most amazing down to earth caring person you will ever meet! She is very misunderstood. Shes been so hurt that she doest care who she hurts anymore. But if someone does get hurt in her path she doest mean it! And will feel bad about it!
Astra martin is the life and sole of the party.she will make the most out of every day and live life on the edge but to the max! If you ever befriend astra martin keep her close because she is 100% real!
The most beautiful person inside and out. If you dont know her you wont like her. But once you do get the know astra martin she is the most amazing down to earth caring person you will ever meet! She is very misunderstood. Shes been so hurt that she doest care who she hurts anymore. But if someone does get hurt in her path she doest mean it! And will feel bad about it!
Astra martin is the life and sole of the party.she will make the most out of every day and live life on the edge but to the max! If you ever befriend astra martin keep her close because she is 100% real!
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Get the Carol Martin mug.A barnacle connoisseur, a very close talker, slurps on oysters regularly at random gay bars around the US. Known as M M for short , few if not zero have tasted his martini and remembered about it the next day. Some people still kinda like him mostly because he was the sole reason Bill Cosby's barnacles were removed, this is also partly how he got his nickname (Martin Martini) Bill crosbty taught M M everything he knew, some even say M M has surpassed Bill Crosty in his drug and fuck abilities. If you so much as catch a glimpse of the actual M M in person close your eyes and mouth, bow your head and start praying... it is out of your control, if for some reason he decides to not drug and fuck you consider yourself one of the luckiest people breathing on earth right now with the odds of being struck by lightening in your lifetime is 1 in 3,000. the odds that you make it out of that fag bar undrugged and unfucked by M M are about 666 in 666,666,666 Not like you'd know if you've been drugged or fucked anyways M M does a great job at cleaning up and has had many years to profect his work.
"Hey Jim do you remember that one guy we met at the bar last night, he would talk real close and his breath smelled like your sister pussy?"
"No bill i didn't even remember waking up yesterday" *Intro scene for CSI: Miami*(case of the forgotten Martin Martini)
"No bill i didn't even remember waking up yesterday" *Intro scene for CSI: Miami*(case of the forgotten Martin Martini)
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