Mr martin

The best substitute teacher ever. He gives out mints because he is lit and not a boomer and should live forever.

Mr martin is the best substitute ever known to mankind.

by Hi jk lmno December 16, 2019

carter martin

A swole man with a large penis. A mcatud with thin and long wang. Dealer of Dildos. God of thirst. the Quenchee man.

Carter Martin is amazing.

by theQuencheeMan January 20, 2018

Doug Martin

Egotistical
Self Proclaimed Professional
Cocky

When someone is a Doug Martin, usually they're egotistical and believe they are of a superior power over other people.

Ex. "Hey, that guy is acting like he knows everything."
"Yeah, hes just being a Doug Martin."

by SeverelyCynical November 5, 2018

Martin Braithwaite

GOAT of Football (Soccer)

Also known as Martin Goatwaite

Person 1: Hey, who is the GOAT?

Person 2: Martin Braithwaite
Person 1: lets fuck

by borhec007 February 19, 2022

Carol Martin

A Bitch that is the loneliest bus driver ever. She yells at kids for no reason. She only has one hobby being a bitch.

Look its carol martin
Shes a bitch

by Yourlocaljoemoma November 8, 2019

Fraser Martin

A man with many things. A huge penis being one of them. He may be visually impaired but he is visually pleasing. Fraser Martin’s are often shy of shaving due to the constant attention they get for their rugged lumberbeard. Fuck me pls Fraser Martin x

Just had the best hug ever from Fraser Martin!

by Bigcocklongboi November 7, 2020

lee martin

the definition of the goat he scores on and off the pitch futcruch2.0 is also the goat

lee martin bagged another one last week

by calumnorton5 September 25, 2020