My Trains

A song by _Lemon Demon_. It’s about someone who killed some motherfucker that insulted his trains. Rightfully so.

In the club, the Model Railroad Club,

A motherfucker said shit about my trains.

Might as well have took a shit on my brain

Cuz I went insane.

I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.

But the president never did let me back after that.

Shit, I said, "Fuck you.

Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"

My trains, uh.

My trains, uh.

I got small ones. Tiny little trains.

I come down here just to get away.

My trains, uh.

M-m-m-m-my trains, uh.

It's like magic. Magic trains.

I wish these trains could take me away.

by the ouma piss fic March 17, 2021

my classmates

Very stupid and ruining their lives

Classmate 1: let's go for some weed!
Classmate 2: Yeah!
(Example of what my classmates talk about)

by Boskovo June 29, 2017

my flab

A response given to a movie theatre ticket collector when they ask you what that bulge in your sweater/jacket. What it really is is candy/food that the user purchased prior to entering the theatre to avoid stupidly high consession prices.

Cinema employee: "Ticket please, theatre 1, first on your left. Ohh, excuse me sirr! What is that bulge hanging behind you."

person: "my flab"

Cinema employee: "Oh, very well then, carry on"

by Diche October 06, 2007

my streamer

a streamer that is popping off in ur opinion

“MY STREAMER IS POPPING OFFF”

by smoothcast May 29, 2021

On my 1s

Meaning by yourself with no help

"Man went to peckham on my 1s fam"
"Woahh, man said peck fam"

by f1stackz November 22, 2019

My Charmaine

A gorgeous girl that I love so damn much. She is very pretty and has a cute face, she always likes to make a face and it's so funny. I love that side of her, It's so cute and It's so hard to get rid of her out of my head. She is a strong and brave person, even though she always thinks that she is not. I love how she shows me her vulnerable side, cause I will know that she is comfortable with me. I always wanted to make you happy, I'm just here for you even in your hardest times. I love you so much and I always will.

yncy: I love you my charmaine

by yncy March 08, 2022

my mouse

an annoying, sassy and effective response to anything anyone says to you- note that it should be said as often as possible.

Teacher: Maverick Redman could you please tell the class your answer for question 2?
Student( Maverick): my mouse

Friend: what time are you getting there tonight?
Maverick: my mouse

by DutchPancakes March 16, 2016