Mustard Dick

When a males genitals smells so awful it burns your nostrils.

He had mustard dick so bad, I gagged.

by Storm Supreme June 12, 2025

mustard brain

the word your mom uses when shes mad at another driver .

Mom: you mustard brain pee knuckle !!!!

by emo4ever January 8, 2022

duck mustard

the blood of a duck; or also the smell of a duck that you usually get on your person from duck hunting for several hours. also when you nail a duck and he goes down on the first gunshot. per Jacob

Man you got duck mustard all over you.
You mustard his azz.

by Jake Joy December 25, 2007

Mustard

A combination of the words "Muslim" and "retard".

There are currently 411 million mustards living in the Middle East.

by The Great Replacement November 20, 2019

mustard smell

basement dwellers

So many mustard smell in this area

by T23FRon August 21, 2023

Mustard

One of the options that are given to Spongebob Squarepants to fill up the krabby patty shaped mobile.

WHAT’LL IT BE FELLAS, MUSTARD? OR KETCHUP!

by top10shoppingtrolleys August 20, 2025

Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie

A man with dick cheese (smegma) fucking a girl on her period and giving her a cream pie.

Guy 1: " I just gave Sarah a Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie, it was amazing"
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."

by creamycatsoup July 27, 2023