The first thirty minutes of waking up which requires: NO TALKING, NO HONEY-DO LIST, and A CUP OF COFFEE. If these things are not given, the person will experience bitchiness syndrome.
by Maxwell Harper August 02, 2016
by boobookittyfuck13 January 15, 2014
The attitude one has after being woken up (normal time or not). Hating everything and everyone for no reason for about an hour after they awake
by SuziiiieQ April 01, 2017
The morning after a night of heavy drinking that usually induces nocturnal cravings of 7-11's infamous Nachos with EVERYTHING on them or similar sloppy foods that leave traces all over your clothing or properties. A morning containing mysterious food stains not recognized by the hungover party.
by Nick Bravo Space Cowboy April 02, 2011
by Senpaioctopianal August 19, 2016
Having a cornrow morning is when you have reached the point of inebriation that you probably are going to wake up on your friends couch and he/she is going to have to explain the entirety of the night.
This relates to getting cornrows for it is painful both teller and listener and aso requires the entire morning.
This relates to getting cornrows for it is painful both teller and listener and aso requires the entire morning.
by cornrowmorning January 27, 2012
The less than normal beautiful compliment used in the morning. As in, you are “morning beautiful.” It’s a magical term! Sweet, but simultaneously works as an insult. Could be interchanged with, “morning pretty” or “morning handsome.”
by MissTearyUs April 23, 2022