Mop

Something that you mom uses to Clean the floor. Sometimes Jerry will hit you with one if you escape the basement. Woman named Karen will sometimes threaten you with one after they kill oversized avocado looking spider on the wall.

You: *escapes basement*
Jerry: *wack*
You: what is that
Jerry: a mop

by Sir oofsilot November 3, 2019

Mop

It's a weave gone bad

You have to go fix your mop

by DOGGFACE380 November 21, 2021

Mop

The crustiest flabbing dollar tree ass looking bitch , that's the offspring of jaba the hut and big bird fucking in the backwoods.

Mops waistline be ever expanding this milky way

Mops so fat her visceral layer is as thick as the lost sea scrolls

Mop is fresh ashore orange county

I'm going to swoosh her around the bucket brillo pad ass looking hair makes a great toilet brush

by Spek257 November 12, 2021

Mopped

When you get beat and anally raped with mop

Damn did you hear about Tyler? He got Mopped in the boys bathroom

by BigBowser August 30, 2021

mop dog

A term for being The third wheel in a relationship. Like a dog

I think that Joan is acting like a mop dog to jack and jill

by Big brain boi August 16, 2022

mopping

A word used in emo slang, usually meant as a method of twerking naked.

Damn that girl be mopping good!

by John XD92 November 22, 2022

Myspace Mop

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.

I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.

by niko5 May 4, 2022