moose tracks

When you take a dump and you wipe seemingly forever, only to still have a mess.

I had the moose tracks so bad yesterday I went through 2 rolls of toilet paper and 16 flushes, and still had a mess.

by Sam Bob Sanders February 5, 2007

Moose knuckle

An unusually large pussy that has little elasticity from being fucked to much, and rears its ugly head in tight apparel like yoga pants.

That chicks Pussy was so big that in her yoga pants at the gym she didn't have a camel toe, she had a moose knuckle.

by Feddisan March 12, 2016

Daddy Moose

Hits swamp donkeys in mlb the show. Refers to current second basemen for the Cincinnati Reds, Michael Moustakas. Meme created by @razziktv on tiktok

"IS THAT GONE? MOOSE, MOOSE."
"DADDY MOOSE, OMGGGGGG 😫😫😫"

by gaberod101308 February 3, 2023

syed-moose

An adjective used to describe a gamer who is trash at every game they play. They enjoy telling others how good they are compared to others at video games but get very upset when others reveal the truth and tell them they are bad. They also never go out of their house and enjoy eating fast food for every meal of the day.

Moosa: I am actually really good at League Of Legends!
Friend 1: Are you retarded? You're literally a syed-moose! You are bronze trash and should never touch another video game in your life!

by ChodeSoo February 25, 2018

Flying moose

Whilst face plowing your lover and the sac is on their forehead. a fellow spreads sac over the forehead in a wing like fashion.

I was skull fucking vanessa when I decided to cover her eyes with a flying moose

by Klumaverik March 13, 2019

Moose knuckle

It is like a camel toe but the woman has a fatter vagina than a woman with a camel toe

Damn her pussy is so fat its more like a moose knuckle instead of a camel toe

by Starr Hawn April 7, 2021

moose land

Canada

Moose Land

by maamaablacksheep August 29, 2010