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metrogate

a place where lots of bad shit happens. also, home of the infamous vandershower. It is often unneccesarily guarded by a muhammed, who makes sure no intruders sneak in. however, why someone would want to enter metrogate is beyond me. dont be fooled by the comfy couches in the common room. a blacklight would reveal much more than meets the common eye. and that computer you are using in the computer lab, was most likely used by a pedophile or a strange old man with glasses openly watching gay porn.
Guy 1: Dude, don't tell me you got sent there???
Guy 2: Yea man, I have to spend three months in Metrogate.
Guy 1: Oh man, you better watch out for that vandershower!
by Vander-gate is Vander-shit August 4, 2009
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metrolover

a girl who prefers to date boys that act gay but claim to be straight
I saw Amy's boyfriend lip syncing and dancing to Britney Spears. I didn't know she was a metrolover.
by wanker911 November 8, 2009
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metrodour

A name for any number of unpleasant smells associated with the metro system of a given city.

Alternate spelling: metrodor.
Today's metrodour is B.O. with undertones of cabbage.

The metrodour in that car was so bad that everyone was covering their faces.
by smuffle February 19, 2011
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metrophilmioma

Feeling as though you are a bird. When someone wishes they where a bird. Caused many deaths in 1987 after people started thinking they could fly. A bird trapped in a human body
A bird trapped in a human body.

Ex) Charles Nocking died metrophilmioma when he tried to jump from the top of his office building thinking he could fly; birdness
by Doctor of Heath research October 17, 2013
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metroboating

The act of drinking and partying in your boat when it is dry docked or out of the water.
Jim and Mike get really shitty when they are metroboating.
by Zack.tbs February 20, 2017
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Metrolink

The Manchester Tram System that runs through the Greater Manchester Area. As of January 2019, it has 4 zones and over 90 stops making it the largest light rail system in the UK.

It opened in 1992 and is considered by the locals as efficient and inexpensive.
Mark: Want to go into Town?

Twain: Sure! Lets take the Metrolink
by Albino_Peach1 January 19, 2019
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Metroid Dread

This game used to be cancelled, wayyyy back in 2008, now its uncancelled in 2021, and won best Action-Adventure game at The Game Awards, and while TGA are rater controversial, its widely regarded by the Metroid Fanbase as the best in the series (especially after the rocky 2010s for Metroid), and is the bestselling Metroid to date. Its also the game with the third longest development cycle, only beaten by Duke Nukem Forever and Clockwork Aquario.

To summarize, it shouldn't have been this good, but it is.
Metroid Dread is Dreadfully good.
by Signup Man December 11, 2021
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