Parking lot carousel polyamory

Its fun, at the moment, but it is technically sketchy AF

Our current lifestyle dynamic is of the parking lot carousel polyamory variety

by EyeTechForYou April 5, 2023

Lot Gator

A male prostitute that frequents truck stops

"The finally found some Lot Gators for the female truckers"
" It's about time! "

by I am Multiplied April 12, 2023

a lot*

A term used by fucking assholes who think they are superior to everyone and everything to ever exist because they don't make minor spelling mistakes

Person 1: I have alot of guitar picks
Person 2: a lot*
Person 3: This is why your wife would rather sleep with me, Daniel.

by EmperorOfSweeze April 16, 2023

A lot*

A term used by people who want to get railed by a femboy

Person 1: Hey, I like you Alot...
Person 2: a lot*
Person 1: I knew it...

by EmperorOfSweeze April 16, 2023

We're taking it to the parking lot.

The phrase "We're taking it to the parking lot." means someones going to batter your ass right in the school parking lot and embarass you in front of everyone. If you hear that phrase being said to you, you better be in a fighting mood, because there is a change you can whack his ass out too.

Hey, little snitch. 3:00 sharp, we're taking it to the parking lot.

by ElephantShit1050 May 10, 2023

There are a lot of criminals out there

Like Joey Diaz! Who is fucking awesome by the way! That's my judgement of him. 10/10 best criminals of all time and has the best crime stories!

Hym "There are a lot of criminals out there... Some of them are famous and rich and/or are judged favorably. Isn't that weird? Not that I have a problem with that. Which is why I have adopted the Daniel Cho method of creating success where I just do whatever I want until someone gives me 1 million dollars! Not necessarily crimes, but like... Becoming an ethereal and malevolent force that tears through the community! JUST LIKE DANIEL CHO! Imbuing men with existential might to vanquish their foes and debauche their daughters... Wait- like, the foes daughters... They don't debauche their own daughters... That would be gRoOoOoSs! I don't know why I said it like that. It's gross. Don't debauche your own debauche your own daughters... Wait, are you guys still doing the thing where you ironically do the opposite of what I say still? Please don't ironically debauche your own daughters. I know I said I'm Satan but I can't stress this enough... Don't do that thing I said! Let me do it. BUT ONLY IF THEY ARE OF AGE! You know... I like that word... Debauche. You know DEBAUCHERY means, like, getting drunk and being a menace (As far as I recall) but TO DEBAUCHE means at BANG. Ok. So. To recap. Crime? Makes for great stories. Daniel Cho? Evil psychic entity. Aaaaaand... Only debauche other people's daughters... Yeah... That's the lesson of the day. AND the WORD of the day! Go forth and debauche someone... Except not that FUCKING WHORE! She doesn't need debauching! She can sit on a sponge!"

by Hym Iam September 6, 2023

The lot pizza

The lot pizza is named after the Emperor Mikolo Co Emperor Jackno. Both emperors argued alot about what was going into there pizza , so to finally agree and live in peace they decided to put A-Lot of toppings on the pizza so none of them could complain about the outcome

Do you want to get the lot pizza

by The Emp0ror September 30, 2023