The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition)

A derivation of The Abe Lincoln where a man uses semenal fluid as crazy glue. Instead of the man trimming his pubic region and placing them onto the female's penis pudding filled face, the man grabs a fist full of pubes, yanks it out of his crotchal area, and then slaps the blood-ridden hairs onto his female companion's face--resembling the face of our late great assassinated 16th president on April 14, 1865 in Ford's Theatre.

Mary: You hear Jimmy pulled off "The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) yesterday?

Mark: Yeah, **Pulled off** literally...haha...get it? Pulled off....you know....kinda like the pubes that he **Pulled off**...haha

Mary: Yeah I got it, you didnt have to explain it any further

Mark: Chode Lips!

by Old Norse Õthinn December 24, 2008

Bustin' A Lincoln

Busting A Lincoln is done when a dude steals someone elses camera, like some fat bitches or somethin. Then takes the camera and takes a picture of his wang with a little Abe Lincoln hat on the top of it, probably with the gnads in the picture too. Then returns the camera to the fat bitch, and watches her find his junk with a hat on it.

John - 'Hey Steve guess what Chris did with some fat crackwhore's camera last night'

Chris - 'What dude?'

John - ' He was Bustin' A Lincoln and some cunt came in a jacked his Lincoln hat.'

Chris - 'Holy shit dude! Thats fucking gnarly!

by lucwq82634 September 22, 2007

sweet lincoln

a five dollar bill. (specifically- five singles is not a sweet lincoln).

i need another irish car bomb, but i only gots $3. one a youse spot me a sweet lincoln!

by jsh December 29, 2005

The Lincoln Project

A group of old ex Republican Pedo white males who will keep Trump out of office if you send a small donation along with your nudes.

Hey Brad, the Lincoln Project can get to work on 2024 if you would please use a cash app and drop your shorts.

by Karen’s twin October 28, 2021

linux users

Why We Say We Use Linux: Privacy, Open Source, Free Software, Software Freedom, "iT pUtS mE iN cHaRgE oF mY cOmPuTeR"

Why We Actually Use Linux: so i can make my computer look like r/unixporn

Linux users are a group of computer software geeks that use open source software because its better.

by /bin/urmom/ April 20, 2022

Lincoln Academy

A semi-private school in Newcastle, Maine. Located right beside downtown Damariscotta, so that kids can just skip school and walk right past any cameras they have. Usually filled with stoners and whores, sometimes a mix of both in the same child.

"I went to Lincoln Academy" - mom

"Oh. That's why I don't know who my dad is"

by ShaunaMariee February 27, 2009

linux

What Windoze users should turn to since Windows is clearly crap, evil and bastardised in every way.
Linux runs the web (80% of all servers).
Linux is the base-station of most hackers (see 'Hackers Handbook' by Dr. K, ISBN 1-85868-943-0) because it is inherently secure.

'HOLY SHIT MAN DID YOU SEE THAT?!'
'Yeah dude you fux0red up that poor dudes windoze box'
'Yeah man, linux r0x0rz!!!'
'Yeah'

*cue beavis and butthead style laughter*

by Minigun_Fiend July 21, 2004