The best and most epic ship in internet history. The bromance between him and I is strong.
Why, bruv, are you writing this, you may ask, my answer is, I have no fucking clue. No other ship in the entirety of the Whirow discord server compares to this gem of a ship.
Why, bruv, are you writing this, you may ask, my answer is, I have no fucking clue. No other ship in the entirety of the Whirow discord server compares to this gem of a ship.
landon: bruv x landon!??!?!?
bruv:
*blusheseirnik3ioio3oekifwowooelodoodepfpcpwppwpeoofoosoaowiksiskkwlelwlekodpwpsldopeowoeoro4oeorofiodpeoeooeoeoorog9f9fooep2oofofoofofofoo3prpfoockwllr*
bruv:
*blusheseirnik3ioio3oekifwowooelodoodepfpcpwppwpeoofoosoaowiksiskkwlelwlekodpwpsldopeowoeoro4oeorofiodpeoeooeoeoorog9f9fooep2oofofoofofofoo3prpfoockwllr*
by Bruv (cool guy lmao) September 24, 2021
Get the bruv x landonmug. Landon is the kind of guy all girls want to be with and all guys check out. Landon knows his stuff. The dark web forums talk about Landon and refer to him as a skilled and trained professional. No details. He is rumored to be tied to the Clintons, but how is vague and mysterious. People say he do 112 pull-ups in 53 seconds. When Landon walks down a crowded sidewalk, the elderly yield to him and when driving the police pull over. Many a baby have said “Landon”, as their first words. This is a phenomenon known as “Landon-itis”. He is witty…some say the wittiest. He defines charisma and cool. Chester the Cheeta met Landon, and then became cool. Landon invented the mic drop.
“Did you see those baby ducks following Landon?”
“Landon is such a boss. I heard he has opposable thumbs and can lift a Porsche boxter with them.”
“Zack Bryan asked Landon to open for him, but Landon was making a cup of ramen. He said, “maybe later, bruh”.
“Landon’s fans drink a fifth of vodka and just drive. Sometimes they have a girlfriend in the trunk.”
“I heard that Chris changed to Christine so she could ask Landon on a date”, but he knows a Chris when he sees one.
“Landon is such a boss. I heard he has opposable thumbs and can lift a Porsche boxter with them.”
“Zack Bryan asked Landon to open for him, but Landon was making a cup of ramen. He said, “maybe later, bruh”.
“Landon’s fans drink a fifth of vodka and just drive. Sometimes they have a girlfriend in the trunk.”
“I heard that Chris changed to Christine so she could ask Landon on a date”, but he knows a Chris when he sees one.
by K2darizzle April 14, 2025
Get the Landonmug. Landon is the sexiest red head alive. He’s a fucking sex magnet. If you want a good time hit Landon up. He won’t disappoint.
by LiteralDeath November 23, 2020
Get the Landonmug. Landon is usually a beast of a male, an alpha if you will, he loves squatting 500 and above and can bench your girl friend. He is in fact a very hearty man but will take your girl.
by Duffenshmurts April 28, 2021
Get the Landon Seversonmug. by Landon Bichter June 6, 2022
Get the Landon kinktermug. Landon is an AMAZING person and he is cute, sweet, handsome, romantic, and so much more. He’s friendly to anyone he meets but if you do him wrong that’s on you. Everyone deserves a Landon, but don’t get mad if he’s already taken by the love of his life, let them be.
by Sportylife12345 January 7, 2019
Get the landon shelleymug.