Lacleden

The lack of leads in a sales job creating no opportunity to make income.

I have spent all week at my desk but the lacleden from the marketing department has left me broke.
or...The reason why your mortgage company is not making any money is because of lacleden.

by IhateMortgages May 22, 2012

Laheemloched

The act of sneeking pork blood or pork products into a terrorist supporter's food as payback for their evil ways.

"Hey bro, I just Laheemloched that douche bag for laughing and cheering while our countrymen died... Now he cannot go to meet his fake virgins."

by Dphense December 29, 2012

lacejob

Pronounced (L-ay-ss-j-ah-b) - the sexual act of performing a handjob with your hands tied together by shoelaces.

Nic traded me shoes for my Yugioh cards, so I used those shoelaces to give Robbie a lacejob.

by Turtlesecks69 January 7, 2014

lacrem

The fluid females ejaculate.

She got lacrem all over the sheets!

by lacremsquirter June 2, 2016

Laced up

When a person is well connected in the community.

Man that nigga is laced up!! He can get u whatever u want at a good price.

by Lac3d up March 2, 2016

lace bite

Typically used by coaches who just shouldn't be on the ice. When you tie your skates too tight and you take that first step on the ice and you get a sharp pain on the top of your foot and you're like oh shit that hurts. Hydrate well and it won't happen!

Coach: alright boys let's get a skate in I'll show you how to do the drill
*starts skating and falls*

Coach: ah shit boys I dont suck its the lace bite

by Bender0920 April 15, 2016

lacey jumping

A sexual act in which a female (or male ) has sex with four (or more) people in a six hour period ,alcohol is usually involved.

"Dude the party was so lit ,savannah went lacey jumping and i think she set a world record. "

by cap'n crunch August 20, 2016