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bum lord

a stirer of asses with their own pork
chris anwyl is a bum lord
by Kram December 14, 2004
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Lord Farquaad

The most beautiful man ever who deserves fiona
damn lord farquaads the best
by tiny dancer July 14, 2019
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Vape Lord Nord

A character played by faze rain ( Nordan Shat) on his youtube channel where he wears a white polo robe, sunglasses, a pornhub hat and hits fat clouds. This came about because he bought a vape a few days before, and his name is nordan. Nord is short for nordan.
Sick Dude #1: Yoooo have you seen FaZe Rains new video?
Sick Dude #2: No why
Sick Dude #1: He did another vape lord nord vid where he went to vapecon
Sick Dude #2: Fezu apec
by charliehardinlmao November 17, 2016
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Sith Lord

Over twenty thousand years before the birth of --Anikan Skywalker--, dark jedi had stumbled upon the Sith race. The Sith beings dominated the then uncharted world of Korriban.

Star Wars creator, George Lucas, took the Gaelic word Sith meaning fairy or sprite. Gaelic lore describes sith as good natured, tiny, winged creatures that live in the woods. Lucas's Sith were a lighthearted, primitive race of force adepts (those who had the ability to tap into the force).

The primative Sith did not have a great understanding of the force and only used their natural abilities for basic tricks.

The dark jedi had been exhiled from the know universe after the Great Schism (100 year war among the Jedi Order over banning use of the dark side of the force.) When the surviving dark jedi arrived, they easily conqured, corrupted and enslaved the Sith beings. Sith beings were forced to worship the dark jedi as gods. Dark jedi became known as Sith Lords able to study and embrace the dark side of the force. Sith now refers to all people from Korriban, including dark jedi.

Over thousands of years the Sith Lords built a great civilization on Korriban and the surrounding star systems, Sith Empire.

The Jedi of the Republic and Sith Order had eventually forgoten about each other until a chance encounter. Centuries of warfare erupted between the two orders with the Jedi normally getting the best of the Sith.

Sith Lords are their own worst enemy. There order was often racked by infighting and other forms of desention. The head of order stayed in power until challenged (killed). To curb this this, new Sith Empires follow the strict code. "Always two there are....no more...no less. A master and an apprentice."
Dark Lord of the Sith, Marka Ragnos,ruled 5,500 years before the events of Star Wars.
by Blowfish August 15, 2005
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Lordigirl

a female fan of the band Lordi; known for going into extremes, dressing up for the concerts and finding mosnters sexually attractive
"Dude, that Lordigirl was covered in fake blood!"

"That Lordigirl said she wants to fuck him while he's istill in costume."
by Noxar June 21, 2006
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Lord of the Dance

Sauron, who thought that he might for shoot for something a bit more reasonable than a ring which controlled the universe. He's actually better than you might expect for someone with his slight build.
Gandolf said to his hobbit companion,"Remember, Frodo, the ring wants to find it's owner. The Lord of the Dance does not need a ring, but a rhythm, and has since before Wizards came to this land."
Frodo was by now sleeping in Gandolf's lap, I'm afraid, and dreaming of the perverted little stunts he could do when he got back to the Shire. He could give two tiny dukes what Sauron was doing.
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Wizard Shit Lord

When someone runs out in the street wearing an open gray robe, but is naked underneath, and begins shouting, "I'm the Wizard of Hummingham Tower!" Then after getting the attention of the general population, he proceeds to pull a clump of his own pubic hairs, puts them in his mouth, chews, and tries to swallow. Realizing he can't swallow a wad of hair, for he is not the wizard of owl-pellets, he vomits all over the local magistrate, pull his pants down, and jerks him off all over his beard. After about twenty minutes of him repeating this, he is arrested by local authorities.
Nelson: A few days ago, I got so drunk and high, that I pulled a Wizard Shit Lord.

Hollen: Is that why you're calling me from Jail?
by Michael Tollhouse Cookies January 20, 2009
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