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Swarmy Knife

Yo bro, hand me that swarmy knife
by Kimchi Slap November 3, 2020
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Knifing Party

When a group of dudes come together and gather in a circle to rub their erect penises against each others', similar to sword fighting.

The main goal of a knifing party is to see who can ejaculate the fastest, having the last person to finish clean each "knife" with their hands.

A variation of the common knifing party involves simply rubbing against any body part.
That knifing party was so intense last night.
by Elton Axton October 8, 2020
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The Swiss Army Knife

When your are a little too coke’d up to keep your erecton so you quickly switch to a finger
I was banging Kim and had to use the Swiss Army knife.
by Technosmash October 6, 2017
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Dirty Knife

A knife that is a murder weapon.
by Lingling51 May 8, 2018
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peanut butter knife

Used to spread peanut butter onto toast , not the butter knife for uncultured swine out there ...... strictly for the cultured world and used strictly for peanut butter !
Jordan used a peanut butter knife to spread the heavenly smooth peanut butter onto his toast , because he was a well cultured individual !
by chuckiepoo July 26, 2016
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Knifed

It hurts more than getting fingered, it also can result in death more often.
Freddy didn't get fingered, Cesar knifed him instead for ratting out his whole crew.
by Solid Mantis July 12, 2016
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Knife

Stabby stab, dont run with it.

Alternatively,

If you meet someone called Knife, you've been blessed.
This person has the biggest heart, dont take it for granted.
Knife will stand by you through anything, they wont let you feel alone ever again.
They have the best hair, perfect for running your fingers through. This makes them melt into your hand, becoming the most adorable darling ever.
They are the prettiest boy you ever did see, you will find yourself staring at them, wondering how on earth its possible to be that cute.
They are chaotic and impulsive and they make questionable choices that will worry you, but if you take care of them properly they will be the most loyal, loving friend you could ever ask for.
Be prepared to catch them when a skate board is near, they will go down any hill they see. Even though they will probably be fine, take no risks.
Don't you dare hurt them, because if you do, you will be hunted down by several angry gays.

How to take care of your Knife :

-give headpats
-feed their monster addiction
-hold them when they need it
-forhead kisses
-handle with care, they are precious
by definitelynotkat November 22, 2021
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