Kempy

To sneak out of the bar without anybody knowing

He pulled a Kempy. We were having a great time and he said' "I gotta take a leak" and we never saw him again.

by Meekie! January 23, 2010

keep telling you that

A response to a possibly false statement that one gives when the party being responded to is certainly deluding themselves. Roughly, "If you keep saying that, you might actually start to believe it".

-She is not the jealous type
-Sure, keep telling you that

by James89898 June 17, 2013

Kelpy G

The best smooth jazz artist known to man. First appearing in an episode of spongebob, although he has lived on well after his appearance on the show. He is now worshipped in a variety of ways; most notably the “Cult of Kelpy G.” Also you like jazz???

I just got done worshipping our lord and savior, Kelpy G, at the church of smooth jazz.

by Kreggery May 6, 2018

How to keep an idiot busy

Just link How to keep an idiot busy.

If you click the link and you read this text again, you're an idiot.

by heh heh heh October 20, 2003

keep fucking that chicken

Keep up the good work, especially in context of a difficult or complicated job.

"It takes a tough man to make a tender forcast-- keep fucking that chicken!"

by meme noticer September 19, 2009

Keep Chasing Unicorns

A metaphor for "never grow up"
when someone never wants to be
or wants to think like an adult.
keep believing in unicorns like a little kid,
but in a good and naive way.
Staying true to your believes
believing in utopies

A: "I'll never be like them"

B: "Me neither we will keep chasing unicorns"

by clemente January 28, 2012

keep it on the brown low

to penetrate that ass with cock

gertrude is on her period, so I have to keep it on the brown low tonight.

by john tinkleberry VIII January 18, 2007