A smelly, retarded nigger who dates girls underage and tries to flex, even though his odor will burn your nostrils and has nothing to show for. Do not come near this nigga within 50 miles or you will regret it.
by teachmychildren May 14, 2015
Get the Jordanmug. a worthless peice of shit that will take your virginty and fuck u a couple of times and wait a couple of months and break up with u
jordan is a worthless peice of shit
by stevens_babygirl420 October 23, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. A stuck up ugly person girls run away from at first sight. You would never want to date him. He is 1/2 incher and rides carnival rides for a life
by HMHBOSS February 5, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. Someone who is always nice, wants to be with friends, and is easy to love. She has a hard time expressing her feelings but will understand others feelings. Jordan's can be athletic, extremely pretty, and out going. You will always feel bad if you hurt her. She is usually very unique in many ways. Trust me, you want a girl named Jordan in your life.
by hadtotellthetruth August 14, 2014
Get the jordanmug. Ur short as fuck Jordan
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Jordan is a name that is derived from gay retards that succ each other off every hour the name comes from gays and Nazi Jews
Also a country in the Middle East that is as small as Jordan’s penis
Jordan-hOWS thE wEATheR UP thERE
Jordan is a name that is derived from gay retards that succ each other off every hour the name comes from gays and Nazi Jews
Also a country in the Middle East that is as small as Jordan’s penis
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