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Jessica Boatwright

A sweet slutty girl that pretends to be well behaved but is in fact a unabashed debaucherous , depraved, dirty lil slut that will do anything to cum and make those around her cum. A slut wife who will smile and look at you shamelessly while getting fucked by someone else. Everyones fantasy girl, but not for those who lack confidence or have insecurities. Everyone who fucks her will fall in love but she will still be yours.
I pulled a Jessica Boatwright the other night, and we are getting married.

dude, i got my wife to make some porn for me, shes turning into a real Jessica Boatwright
by Clownfromptown January 11, 2019
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THE JESSICA EFFECT

The Jessica effect (aka the jessica curse) in 21st century times has been defined as, (Someone, Jessica) spontaneously twerking into someone’s life. Leaving said person, with not a single thought other than… “I NEED THERAPY!”
OH GOD NOOOOO.. THE JESSICA EFFECT!!! *dials hotline*
by SaltySeaBass September 13, 2023
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Keli-Jessica

If you know a Keli-Jessica she is a sweet girl you want to cherish and keep in your life forever. Her nickname normally tends to be ‘Keli’ or ‘KJ’.Her kind personality makes a her a pleasure to be around. She is a beautiful girl often found with gorgeous brown eyes. She has a pretty figure. She’s an intelligent girl who’s ideas are bright. She is incredible at all academic subjects. Deep down she is a crack head always willing to have a good laugh she can be bossy. She is a friendly girl all the boys wanna have a chat with. She is also can be cheeky and loves to hang out with her friends. They tend to be a confident person and they love to perform. She is loyal and she would never break your heart. She is something that no other girl is !!! Cherish your Keli-Jessica’s.
“You see Keli-Jessica there she’s amazing
I know right
by I am that bichh December 16, 2019
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Jessica Lange

The most brilliant actress has alive. From King kong, Frances, The Postman Always Rings Twice to American Horror Story. This woman always live as the Queen of Acting. If you admire her at first, you'll never get out. The spell of her beauty already cast in you and will live forever
Did you know Jessica Lange?
Yes, she is the most brilliant and beautiful actress has ever live.
by hannah schmitz November 19, 2021
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jessica simpson

one of the ugliest bitchiest movie stars out there. she pretends to be dumb so guys will like her she's as dumb as they get she has no talent, the only reason she's famous is because of her big boobs and butt and dyed blond hair.
i don't know why people think she's pretty. she's uglier than shit. ashlee is way prettier, nicer, and smarter
guy: have you seen jessica simpson's new movie?
other guy:yeah she's such a fake
by me777 September 14, 2006
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Jessica Alba

A B-List Hollywood actress who spends 60% of her time frying on the beach; 20% of her time walking around with an "I'm too good for everyone else" expression while paparazzi snap away; and the remaining 20% on deciding what new flip flops to buy to add to her collection of 500.
I'm Jessica Alba, I can get away with being a total bitch off camera b/c I'm like totally the hottest thing ever to have ever graced the earth...
by Van De Brink April 12, 2007
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jessica simpson

a dumb blonde who got cosmetic surgery on her face.
by Quenetteo October 4, 2005
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