Jessica Rader

The hottest person on earth, this woman is so fine and she doesn’t even realize it.

She makes people so happy and is the reason that some people are alive today.

Get yourself a Jess Rader because you will be the happiest person ever

Person 1: “Wow Jessica Rader is the hottest teacher at this school”

Person 2: “I know right!”

by SadButDas August 30, 2022

Ethan and Jessica

a powerful duo, always on each others side till forever. They are the best couple ever and no one else can beat them. They are the perfect couple, always laughing and having fun. They are constantly laughing together and are madly wholesome and romantic. They are perfect for each other.

Girl 1: yo is ethan single
Girl 2: Nah shes dating jessica, Ethan and Jessica are perfect for each other, dont be a home-wrecker.

by thecoolestgf.ever May 20, 2022

jessica elbow

The Injured Elbow

Oh no, I hurt my ✨ jessica elbow✨

by scablabla March 8, 2021

THE JESSICA EFFECT

The Jessica effect (aka the jessica curse) in 21st century times has been defined as, (Someone, Jessica) spontaneously twerking into someone’s life. Leaving said person, with not a single thought other than… “I NEED THERAPY!”

OH GOD NOOOOO.. THE JESSICA EFFECT!!! *dials hotline*

by SaltySeaBass September 13, 2023

jessica simpson

one of the ugliest bitchiest movie stars out there. she pretends to be dumb so guys will like her she's as dumb as they get she has no talent, the only reason she's famous is because of her big boobs and butt and dyed blond hair.
i don't know why people think she's pretty. she's uglier than shit. ashlee is way prettier, nicer, and smarter

guy: have you seen jessica simpson's new movie?
other guy:yeah she's such a fake

by me777 September 14, 2006

Jessica Alba

A B-List Hollywood actress who spends 60% of her time frying on the beach; 20% of her time walking around with an "I'm too good for everyone else" expression while paparazzi snap away; and the remaining 20% on deciding what new flip flops to buy to add to her collection of 500.

I'm Jessica Alba, I can get away with being a total bitch off camera b/c I'm like totally the hottest thing ever to have ever graced the earth...

by Van De Brink April 12, 2007

jessica simpson

a dumb blonde who got cosmetic surgery on her face.

Jessica Simpson is such a dumb blonde

by Quenetteo October 4, 2005