jaron

8 gigabytes of pornography. 4GB of porn would be referred to as "half a jaron". 2GB, a quarter.

"Dude, his parents found all the porn on his laptop!"
"I heard he had like 2 whole jarons on there..."

by mf227 November 21, 2009

Jason's mom

A dirty slut

I banged Jason's mom

by Taco man May 6, 2014

JasonBourneAxis

A big snitch who snitched on the former FSP Superintendent fobagosalot and also will snitch on anyone who does crime, a big boy snitch, the biggest snitch in the state of Firestone.

JasonBourneAxis is such a big snitch! He's gay for snitching on fobagosalot! He is a FSP Superintendent and he saved us, he shouldn't be punished for hit and run, vehicle assault, reckless driving and more crimes!

by Opama November 3, 2018

Jason

The most fucking sexiest man alive

I love jason so much

by Swedishday September 21, 2017

Jason Dunn

always cute, incredibly hot lead singer of the band Hawk Nelson. Hawk Nelson

that cute, hot, awesome singer is such a Jason Dunn.

by Mart K February 12, 2009

Jason

a man who carries a machete and uses a hockey mask to hide his messed up face

Jason from Friday the 13th

by darkseeker July 21, 2011

jason

I love you, you love me. Marry me please.

Jason is sexy

by Ilovejasonmobleysomuch August 6, 2018