Jared

A nigga who boofs all day and eats beans while running from linda

JARED COME UP STAIRS NOWI SMELL VAPE

by jaredfriesen December 17, 2019

Jared

stupid fucking asshole that doesnt know what "no" means

that guys such a jared man

by skjssnne February 5, 2020

Jared

This man one bold ass mf like bro lost his hairs to a cracked out barber bro.

Person1: That guy got a jared.
Person 2: damn wtf, his barber be on that crack head shit!

by Jumping jackin mf November 21, 2021

Jared

Someone without life skills

Child:" I suck at ring toss."
Mom: "Don't be a Jared!"

by aplacaa2115 January 11, 2020

Jared

In love with a kid named Ryan

Jared loves Ryan

by Conoro32 October 12, 2022

Jared Dixon

bald.

Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
Person 2: That’s obviously Jared Dixon.

by someone who isn’t bald November 21, 2021

Jared

Jared more like daddy he gets all them girls, and boys ;) he low key pulls and is really hot it’s just cool how much he pulls and is hot

Jared pulls Tegan

by Coolab July 6, 2021