uganda log jammer

When you stick your dick in the asshole of somebody with liquid diarrhea to stop the flow, then you release it for a big waterfall of shit.

I did a uganda log jammer on my girlfriend when she had the shits, I ended up covered in shit though.

by sheentuff November 8, 2017

Vietnamese Log Jammer

When you take your partner out for Vietnamese food and they then hold in the resulting bowel movement until the following day. Wait until they are desperate for a shit and then perform anal sex thus ‘jamming’ the Vietnamese food in there!

Me and the wife treated ourselves to a Vietnamese log jammer last night

by Vandy Sag December 2, 2018

amerlex the pro border jumper

amerlex that one dumbass Mexican on TikTok me! amerlex your just jealous I can jump the border faster than you 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

amerlex the pro border jumper is hot 🥵🥵🥵
amerlex climbs wall faster than you 💀💀💀💀

by amerlex March 4, 2022

Jumper

1. A man considered to be of high sexual level and attracts women of the ages 15-18.

2.(ex) Hayden Christensen

3. may cause the watcher to shout uncontrollably

"OH DAYUMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT JUMPER MAKE ME SO CRAZYYYYYYYYYYY"

(ASIAN ACCENT)

OR

"yous as fine as a jumpa"

by Gimandose June 25, 2008

Jasper

really cute boy with joker hair who is a catkin and also a furry and draws really well, knows how to cook spaghetti

"jasper says we live in a society"

by t-rizzlepizzle November 1, 2019

Level Jumper

1. Any person that you just meet who attempts to befriend you immediately or to infiltrate an already established group of friends by trying desparately to fit in.

A common tactic of this individual is to over-self disclose about extremely personal things in order to "gain your trust" immediately.

Also known as "instafriend-just add beer."

"That guy Jason that Mo invited last night was such a level jumper; he told us me his dad died last week and then asked for my phone number in case he 'needed someone to talk to.'"

by Hank Renfrow August 9, 2006

Jasper

He's the Douche bag Ghost.

Guy: How there, Casper.

Jasper drop the guy's pants down.

Guy: Hey!
Jasper: Ha! Ha! Someone call UPS, as a small package that needs be delivered.
Guy: I thought you were supposed to be a friendly ghost.
Jasper: Idiot! I'm his brother Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost. The douchest ghost possessed. He'll call you names and act real mean until you feel depressed. He'll always say:
Jasper: Fuck you! And lick my sack you fairy.
Narrator: He's is so damn crude and so damn rude. Jasper the douche bag ghost.

The wake

Priest: We will always remember Annie, but she truly is in a better place.

Jasper possess Annie and stands the corpse up.

People: Ahhh.
Herman: Grandma! I'm so glad you're alive.
Jasper: Herman, you were always my least favorite grandson.

Jasper abandons Annie's corpse which then fells over her grandson.

Jasper: Ha! Ha! Retards!
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Jasper: Lick my sack!

by iPhoneiTouch1 July 23, 2009