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Jake

Adjective:
Someone who acts depressed all the time and blames everything on themselves. They can be nice but in the worst way ever. He is super caring though and is willing to do anything for anyone.. even if they suck.
"Don't be such a Jake, Zaki"
"Crazy, why you being such a Jake?"
"Stop being a Jake, Zaki and Crazy!"
"That guy... yeah he such a Jake."
by Crazy And Zaki January 7, 2018
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Jake

Jake is a sexy mofo who has a huge penis and balls. He is 25% and is a well known coochie slayer. He is known for his huge dick that is about 15 inches long. It’s so big that he tapes it to his leg. Everyone wants to be Jake, for he fucks a new bitch every night.
He must be a Jake, his dick is huge.
by Jakefishyyyy December 30, 2018
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Jake

Handsome, sweet, amazing, innocent, The most caring person you will ever meet. He is always Loyal with a great sense of humor. There isn't a person in the world that doesn't enjoy talking to him. Very Very inellegent and active. Great in Bed 😍 Very adorable and the best man ever. He is very shy but once he's used to you, Its the best thing ever. I love Jake. You cant get anyone better then Jake, Once you have him, Don't ever let go.
by The way I move June 18, 2018
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Jake

A fat cunt that no one likep
Hate jake , sucha dick
by Swag Master696969 July 13, 2017
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Jake

A midget with a hot sister.
by tittysprinkles69 August 24, 2014
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Jaked

Defeated in a humiliating fashion, especially in a video game
Dude, we just got Jaked in that game.
by DaLuxFerre January 13, 2009
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Jake

One of the cutest guys in school.....but once to know him he is a complete dick.
Jake, a guy at your school.
by Jaynie, Krtisten October 5, 2012
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