face jacked

If a previous facebook user hasn't logged out of their profile, the next person may come along and edit details about this person.

Aron; "Peter, why does your profile say "Peter is bumming"?"
Peter; "Because Ian face jacked my profile"

by waveyourarms May 9, 2008

Status Jacked

This typically occurs when you leave yourself signed in to facebook/myspace on someone's computer and they change your status to something juvenille or ridiculously embarrassing. This can also happen from you leaving your iPhone or Blackberry some where with your facebook app accessible and your password saved. You can usually identify the culprit because they are the first to leave a comment or "like" your ridiculous status.

guy1: Hey man did you see Johnny's status? What's up with that?

guy2: Yeah man, but James commented on it 3 times in a row two seconds after it was posted so I figured he got status jacked. You know he always leaves his iPhone everywhere. Homeboy needs to put a password on that thing.

by Changus Kahn July 11, 2009

Facebook Jacked

When someone leaves their Facebook logged in and another person comes along and changes their profile picture to a JackFace from the TV series LOST, leaving them in utter humiliation.

Q- "Dude, why did your profile have that weird picture of Jack Shephard from LOST?"
A- "Oh, someone totally Facebook Jacked me."

by TRIVIAMASTERDAD February 19, 2011

Green Jacket

The most coveted prize in all of golf, and the bedroom. The Green Jacket is awarded to those who have “destroyed all holes on the course” so to speak. Unless your name is Tiger Fucking Woods the only way you’ll be getting a Green Jacket is by drilling and filling all three predominant sexual orifices on the same woman. When you’ve drilled all of a woman’s holes your buddies are legally required to award you with a Green Jacket which is to be signed and passed down among you until you’ve all worn the jacket

Well boys I never thought I’d see the day we gave Cameron his Green Jacket. Brooke finally let him plow the most illusive hole, her asshole. I’m so proud

by BillyBobStankFoot April 23, 2019

beer jacket

the lack of a need for a real jacket due to the warming effects of alcohol

dude are u not cold?? no ive got a beer jacket on!!

by Rossa O' Donovan January 28, 2009

jackaroo

A young inexperienced person working on a cattle or sheep station.

by drl May 22, 2003

party jacket

The jacket you dont give two shits about and wear to college parties that so when you get hammered and lose it, it doesn't matter

Friend: Yo dude! have you seen my north face jacket. I think i left it at the party.

You: No bro, should've worn your party jacket like me. i lost it but i dont give two shits.

by kaptnkrust January 17, 2009